My parents taught me never to speak ill of the dead so I'll follow that guideline.
Interesting. My parents never taught me that (ahem) guideline.
Any chance I can give your eulogy.
Don't think so!!
My parents taught me never to speak ill of the dead so I'll follow that guideline.
How many perished as the direct result of his indecision? Rhetorical.
That's it, blame the fact that you're a pig on your parents.
Taken by who?