Any truth to the rumor?
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I heard from my brother's girlfriend's uncle's former roommate's cousin that they were discussing it with Ferris at 31 Flavors last night before he passed out. They said it was true.
Wow. Now we have a "silent rumor" to go along with the silent verbal!
True - Rumor Willis DID win "Dancing With A Star Or Two Along With Ten People You've Never Heard Of"!
Great question. I'll be sure to keep my ear on full alert around the coffee room tomorrow in the office. Amazing how fast word travels, even down here in south Texas.
I heard that there was a rumor before the rumor. But the rumor about the rumor was just a rumor or a rumor of a rumor.
I have it on good authority from people in the know that there is absolutely no truth to the rumor..at this time.
I have a friend who mows Rick Neuheisels grass and he confirmed the rumor. You didn't hear it from me, though.
I emphatically deny that rumor. It is this kind of scurrilous rumor mongering by sniveling cowards that is destroying our national fabric. Such baseless attacks and character assassination are the tools of anarchists and must be stopped before our great nation tears itself apart.
Whoa!! Let's not be dragging cheesy 80s music into the discussion.
Thanks to all. I occasionally (every couple of years) start this thread to see what kind of fun some will have with it. You all did not disappoint.
No, but I am pretty sure many of us on this board have the fat.
The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and
it won.
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in the race again and it won again.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES
PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Pastor to get
rid of the donkey.
The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a
nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted.
He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farm
for $10.
The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10
This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Nun to buy back
the donkey and lead it to the plains where
it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The Bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . . . even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's ass
and just cover your own !!!
You'll be a lot happier and live longer!
it won.
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in the race again and it won again.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES
PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Pastor to get
rid of the donkey.
The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a
nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted.
He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farm
for $10.
The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10
This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Nun to buy back
the donkey and lead it to the plains where
it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The Bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . . . even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's ass
and just cover your own !!!
You'll be a lot happier and live longer!
