BREAKING NEWS: SHAKIRA AND JENNIFER LOPEZ ARE THE SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW.

[anon_xdc8rmuek44eq]

Gonna be alotta ass all up in there....

 

[PeetzPoolBoy]

Who doesn't like some Shakira?

 

[anon_xdc8rmuek44eq]

Who doesn't like some Shakira?

 

[rmem]

Who gives a flying **** about this?

 

[Fox Chapel Lion II]

Works for me.

 

[anon_xdc8rmuek44eq]

Who gives a flying **** about this?

You don't care about the possible asstacular consequences of having J Lo and Shakira on the same stage?! Fine!

 

[paulrandythomas]

Who gives a flying **** about this?

Thank you, I’d rather watch my dog rip a deuce in the yard.

 

[katchthis]

Gonna be alotta ass all up in there....

I can get behind that !

 

[Nitt1300]

wasn't going to watch- still not going to

 

[Fox Chapel Lion II]

wasn't going to watch- still not going to

Killjoy.

 

[anon_xdc8rmuek44eq]

Killjoy.

Maybe we can arrange to have folks watch Paul Randy’s dog take a dump instead?

 

[Nitt1300]

Maybe we can arrange to have folks watch Paul Randy’s dog take a dump instead?

will there be a bar?

 

[dbbp]

Looks like my wife’s going to get some. Mucinex night or Benadryl accidentally dropped in her drink. Sometime in the 1st quarter.

 

[BobPSU92]

How long is the halftime show? Two minutes ought to do it.

 

[fairfaxlion2]

WTF. Last year Maroon 5 and now this.

All acts are being selected by a 14 year old from 2005.

 

[NittPicker]

Super Bowl halftime is always the perfect opportunity to grab a bite to eat and check the poll grid to figure out who won money in the first half.

 

[fairfaxlion2]

Super Bowl halftime is always the perfect opportunity to grab a bite to eat and check the poll grid to figure out who won money in the first half.

There was a stretch when they were having some good acts. It's been way, way downhill for most of this decade

 

[pointingdogsrule]

Wardrobe malfunction?????

 

[ericstratton-rushchairman]

Superbowl is in Miami right? Then this makes perfect sense. $100 Pitbull will make a cameo

 

[BobPSU92]

Wardrobe malfunction?????

I will have one. Guaranteed.

 

[denniskembala]

I have to caca.

 

[doofis]

I liked it back when musicians played instruments.
I'd rather suck a hospital mop than watch that halftime.

 

[PSU Dave]

I have to caca.

 

[Erial_Lion]

I liked it back when musicians played instruments.
I'd rather suck a hospital mop than watch that halftime.

And back then, old people were still complaining about newer music.

 

[Pardlion]

Gonna be alotta ass all up in there....

Screw that. I turn on hardcore porn at halftime.

 

[PSUcup1]

Screw that. I turn on hardcore porn at halftime.

Lol

 

[PSUcup1]

I Looooove Shakira. So hot

JLo never did it for me until recently... looks better than she ever has right now

 

[Nostraduzzi]

Thank you, I’d rather watch my dog rip a deuce in the yard.

#metoo

 

[KnightSlayer]

Wardrobe malfunction?????

Yeah, their pants will split and they'll accidently scissor.

 

[Tri-Power65]

I can't decide which is worse - Lopez's singing or her dancing.

 

[PSU Dave]

Yeah, their pants will split and they'll accidently scissor.

 

[PSU.:.]

J Lo is like 75 years old

 

[razpsu]

 

[paulrandythomas]

will there be a bar?

Yes

 

[anon_xdc8rmuek44eq]

J Lo is like 75 years old

I mean, she's 50, but.....who cares?

 

[LemonEars]

I can't decide which is worse - Lopez's singing or her dancing.

Agree. At least the Super Bowl organizers are consistent. They again have chosen performers with zero talent to do the halftime show.

 

[anon_xdc8rmuek44eq]

Agree. At least the Super Bowl organizers are consistent. They again have chosen performers with zero talent to do the halftime show.

LOL.

 

[walleye38]

Gonna be alotta ass all up in there....

Who cares!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[We Are . . .]

Gonna be alotta ass all up in there....

What? Are Emmert and Delaney scheduled to make an appearance?

 

[Tri-Power65]

Who cares!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, Shakira is smoking hot. Sounds like a bleating sheep when she sings, though.