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Cael with a hilarious TWEET
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I know you're not part of that crew, Dogwelder. I think there are a "few" here who could easily be a better example.Some say we are mostly below average.
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Me in the 1600 meter race. They'd have to extend the show by 1/2 hour and have an ambulance on standby.
Tan Tom can find an average official.
So, what sport do u guys think would be easiest for the “average person”to fake their way through and look respectable to the casual fan? I’m gonna say baseball. Pray the ball doesn’t get hit to you and if doesn’t your halfway home. If you can make your swing look beautiful it doesn’t matter if you go 0 for 4. Hell… lots of people go 0 fer….
you still have to stand at the plate with 90mph coming at ya... not for the avg person...
An average person going up against Dake could fake it pretty easily. You go out and get thrown to your back and pinned in 15 seconds and everyone says Wow! Then in the next round he takes a top level guy and techs him in 25 seconds and everyone says Wow! Results are the same and the fan reaction is the same. Who would notice any difference?
If you visit the Louisville slugger plant they have a exhibition that looks like a lefty pitcher tossing a 90 mph fastball. Stand by the catcher and listen to that thing whiz-bang through the air into a catchers mitt.
Not at all for the average person. Heck, nowadays a 90 mph pitch is a Gerrit Cole changeup.
15 seconds? If it was Dake vs me, what the hell was he doing for the other 13 seconds.
There is some Bad Time in there for sure!
They were discussing this on Philly sports radio the other day. The consensus was “speed walking”. Until someone pointed out the world record for a mile is about 4:30.
Philly Sports Radio is definitely something that an average dude can do as well as the professionals.
i'm gonna go out on a limb and say weightlifting. most of those athletes don't look that in shape and it's not too hard to have good form. you're all alone on stage so as long as it looks like you're giving max effort, no one's really going to know that you're only lifting 1/3rd the weight of the other competitors.
Am I the only one looking at this and thinking that if this dude was another 5 degrees off angle, that this is splat on the concrete, face first? It really looks like he is lining up and running from the reverse back corner to angle that way already anyway. DangDiving would be fun.
How about being a Freestyle or Greco wrestling official at the Olympics. I could be bought or show favoritism as well as any of them. I could actually make a mistake like they do too.😉
1/3 of the plates on the bar kinda stands out.
i don't think the casual fan would know how many plates are supposed to be there for any particular lift. but yes, i agree, if they know some other guy did 6 plates and you're only doing 2, they would be able to tell you're not the pro.
Damn...I could be the Michael Phelps of that event!I'm rather shocked you didn't go with something like this:
How about something where you could blame your equipment like Archery? After shooting you could look at your bow, play with it like your trying to figure out its problem and then shake your head and even shed some tears because your dream of becoming an olympic medalist were ruined because of faulty equipment. Lol
You're picking up what I'm putting down. I'd go all in with it too. My bottom lip would be quivering and I'd hyperventilate while I cry. All you bitches would be crying with me you'd feel so bad...lmao
And you'd kneecap the competition for good measure.
Or I'd get my girlfriend Jenn Galliily to do it...
I’m going with badminton. I could probably fake that. I could sneak in within trapshooting too; I only shoot sporting clays 2 or 3 times a year and hit between 35 and 40 targets per 50 whilst enjoying a cold beverage.
that's worse than a kidney stone! and more... Think she was from Va, right?
