Cassar now 238 lbs? Wow!

[PSUbluTX]

Sport is born in ’10.
Weeping, wailing, gnashing teeth.
So Happy Valley!

 

[nerfstate]

Blaise Alexander
never once saw it coming
Tomasello shoe

 

[tikk10]

Blaise Alexander
never once saw it coming
Tomasello shoe

Nolf's knee's a no-go
Nevills' glorious loss-win
Red robes leave Rec Hall

 

[Afw6006]

Opens thread to read Cassar news
Remembers this is a haiku thread
Leaves

 

[dbldoofus]

Opens thread to read Cassar news
Remembers this is a haiku thread
Leaves

That is not a haiku. That is more like spoken word stream-of-consciousness poetry @Afw6006. A for effort though.

 

[Ski]

That is not a haiku. That is more like spoken word stream-of-consciousness poetry @Afw6006. A for effort though.

@Afw6006 went freestyle in a folkstyle thread.

 

[El-Jefe]

Nolf's knee's a no-go
Nevills' glorious loss-win
Red robes leave Rec Hall

One-legged Jason
Two-legged Micah Jordan
16-0 tech.

 

[El-Jefe]

Amine punches Zain
Power half emasculates
Watermelons sigh,

 

[El-Jefe]

Not a haiku but forgive me:

Robes are red
Singlets are blue
Lions beat the Bucks
That's what we do!

 

[NittanyChris]

Ant-Knee from Jersey
Four timer Gable no more
Calm down, I'm the Champ

 

[Gumby79]

There was a bald man from Utah
Who beat every opponent that he saw
Now Coach at Penn State,
They really are great,
Winning by decisions, majors, and pinfall

 

[nerfstate]

Carver thirst for blood
Sammy the mullet ignites
frenzy turns to shock

 

[El-Jefe]

Bo goes to his back
In trouble -- "He's got the chin!"
Jaggers has a sad.

 

[STAND with PRIDE]

I dont really know what
A hiaku is but i do know
This aint the offseason anymore

 

[James P. Whitters III]

Cael left Ames and we were a mess
we hope we recover lead by dress
hawkeye nation crying non stop
funny sh_t I must confess!
will the 3" binder save the day?
Cael keeps winning with dodgeball play
Bo sticks Brooks and brings a hush
bitter hicks blame the slush.
This poem sucks I will admit
but I'm from Iowa and don't know sh_t!

 

[STAND with PRIDE]

Cael left Ames and we were a mess
we hope we recover lead by dress
hawkeye nation crying non stop
funny sh_t I must confess!
will the 3" binder save the day?
Cael keeps winning with dodgeball play
Bo sticks Brooks and brings a hush
bitter hicks blame the slush.
This poem sucks I will admit
but I'm from Iowa and don't know sh_t!

You got at least one thing right

 

[PD4thespawn]

Cael left Ames and we were a mess
we hope we recover lead by dress
hawkeye nation crying non stop
funny sh_t I must confess!
will the 3" binder save the day?
Cael keeps winning with dodgeball play
Bo sticks Brooks and brings a hush
bitter hicks blame the slush.
This poem sucks I will admit
but I'm from Iowa and don't know sh_t!

but you do know Jack, right?

 

[dicemen99]

Media Master
Tan-Tom is. Even he can't
shut Jim Jordan up.

 

[PSUbluTX]

Hijack OP’s thread,
In most unexpected ways.
Poems, food, travel.