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Commercials you hate.

And living in NoVA, you can't help but be comforted by Metro's new, rather ambitious ad campaign....

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Most local car dealership ads that feature the family member of the owner are horrible. In Philadelphia they still show the dead owner in their ads saying “If you didn’t buy your car at Chapman Ford, you probably paid too much.”

My second worst award goes to - “Dilly Dilly”. I guess if your beer tastes like piss you have to avoid talking about it and distract the masses with something aimed at the Game of Thrones audience.

I have no idea what Dilly, Dilly means and really don't want to.
 
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Toujeo..... I wanna smash that dancing guy in the face.
Absolutely, that guy is so disgusting even his dog doesn't want to walk with him.

Also pretty much any auto/home insurance commercial.

I think Deluth Trading has the best commercials.
 
Absolutely, that guy is so disgusting even his dog doesn't want to walk with him.

Also pretty much any auto/home insurance commercial.

I think Deluth Trading has the best commercials.


Knocker.....it’s Duluth but you’re right. They just recently opened a store about 15 minutes away and every time I see one of their ads I tell myself I need to go check out the store. It’ll happen in the next two weeks or so.
 
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There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza...

As for the Chevy commercials with focus group guy, his name is Potsch Boyd, an actor.
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It's also been shown that many of the real people on the commercial are in fact, also actors.

http://thenewswheel.com/are-chevrolets-real-people-not-actors-car-commercials-fake/

My favorite in that series was the one where everybody got a piece of wood and were given three options to cut it: a circular saw, a piece of dental floss, and a dead squirrel or something. Potsch says "Hey I notice you all chose the saw. Now why wouldn't you choose Chevy for your towing needs?"
 
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Geico’s commercials are like a MLB player that either hits a home run or strikes out.

And you have to admit, they keep trying. Probably more different commercials from them than from anybody.
 
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I forgot about the new "Most Interesting Man In The World" commercials. The first guy was so perfect, you can't put anyone in his place. Add to that the most interesting college football fan.
 
"877 cash now" JG Wentworth, sucks balls, want to punch the guy in the face....

Immediately mute or flip as soon as I see it.

"I have a structured settlement, and I need cash now" JG Wentworth. It's made even worse that they now advertise as if it's an audition to sing the jingle.

Omg this is the exact commercial I was thinking of when I saw this thread. It’s the only commercial in my life I have to mute or change the channel.
 
There was a series of Miller Lite commercials where the bartender would mock the customer for not caring about which light beer they gave him. I despised those on two accounts: (1) maybe a bartender should just give the patron what he wants without the condescension, and (2) you're mocking a beer choice because Miller Lite would've so much more discerning?

 
I cut my cable because of commercials. I hate ads!!!! They all are extremely annoying, with lame gimmick songs to the stupid slogans, god awful.
I watch Netflix and amazon only now.
 
My Pillow. Dude spends 3 years perfecting and patenting a pillow?

Any of the Billy Mays commercials. He's way too excited about the useless SH-t he's selling.
 
I believe the machine flips the burger. Rolls off one roller and onto a second lower roller.

That said, not sure they even use those machines anymore.

LdN
Not when I worked at a Burger King back in 1981... it was a chain convener belt. In fact, they always told us to make sure we flipped the burger over so grill lines were facing up when we prepared a sandwich.

Thats the way I remember it as well. I also worked at a BK in '81 in Abilene TX. LOL.
Back then they had good fries and I loved their specialty sandwiches. Their Chicken was the closest thing to a Cosmo
I ever had out side of the dining hall.
 
Any and all of the upcoming tax commercials that serve as a constant reminder I dont have mine done yet and also that some chain tax place is going to save you hundreds over an actual accountant.
 
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I forgot about the new "Most Interesting Man In The World" commercials. The first guy was so perfect, you can't put anyone in his place. Add to that the most interesting college football fan.

Yea I don't like the new guy at all and his side kick is even more annoying.
 
There are too many awful commercials to list even a top 10. I am surprised no one mentioned those stupid Verizon commercials with that ****ing asshole on them. Cellular company commercials have been among the worst consistently for a long time. And Geico of course, out of 200 absolutely horrific commercials they have like 2 that are actually good.
 
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I hate the commercials that start with a bell or noise. I've noticed more and more of them. It has to be some kind of marketing ploy; perhaps you associate the sound before you zip the commercial. Ones I recall are Cricket wireless, Taco Bell, Honda, and Farmers Insurance.

Why? My dog bullets off the sofa or my wife's lap and barks at the TV when she hears that sound. Also, my new fridge has a sound that goes off if you leave the door open and my dog goes nuts over it.
 
Thats the way I remember it as well. I also worked at a BK in '81 in Abilene TX. LOL.
Back then they had good fries and I loved their specialty sandwiches. Their Chicken was the closest thing to a Cosmo
I ever had out side of the dining hall.

Burger King fries were the best...then they decided they weren't good enough and dicked them all up. Now when I order a combo meal its always onion rings instead of fries...
 
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Anyone notice they're starting to use Dark haired ginger's with black freckles in a bunch of commercials? Maybe it's just me...
 
Anything with the word "artisan". How can a plastic wrapped loaf of bread be "artisanal"?
 
Burger King fries were the best...then they decided they weren't good enough and dicked them all up. Now when I order a combo meal its always onion rings instead of fries...

Yea I think it was in the early to mid 90's when they tried to do some type of "batter" on them to improve them.
Maybe it was because of the whole Transfat thing but whatever it didn't work. I'm not a McDonalds fan but they still
have the best fries.
 
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Any commercial that includes folksy singing. Since when did it become popular to feature someone singing, who can't sing? freaking hipsters...

closely followed by the PCMatic commercials. I don't know why, but when the gap between a persons eyes is less or more than the width of one of their eyes, I see it right away and it annoys me.

the ASPCA commercials are also annoying, and they're SO freaking long...

ANYTHING having to do with mesothelioma

Discover commercials... why the EFF is it necessary to have the person calling customer service and the person answering look alike??



In retrospect, it seems like I have a problem with commercials in general. This must be why I only watch DVR'd shows...
Most shows we watch are on premium channels, Netflix, etc. so I watch them commercial free, on demand, dvr, etc. I guess I could complain about the delayed start for other shows, but I fwd through those just like commercials during PSU games.

I also realize I’m part of the problem, hence the TV timeouts, superfluous product placements, etc.
 
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