Day 1 Recap: PSU rolls to an early lead at Southern Scuffle tourney

[Tim Owen/BWI staff]

After the first day of the Southern Scuffle, Penn State leads the team race and was victorious in 36 of its 50 total individual bouts. It tallied nine major decisions, three technical falls and 14 pins. The five champs, plus Nick Lee (141), Anthony Cassar (197), Shakur Rasheed (197) are still alive for a title, while a few starters suffered setbacks.

Individual match results at the link

Wrestling: PSU rolls to an early lead at Southern Scuffle tourney

 

[RVARZR]

Excuse me but the five champs are now to be referred to as the "FUNTASTIC FIVE". Apparently you didn't get the memo on the name change.

 

[LumbeeIndian]

Excuse me but the five champs are now to be referred to as the "FUNTASTIC FIVE". Apparently you didn't get the memo on the name change.

Delete your post and let’s pretend it never happened...

 

[El-Jefe]

Tim, if you have the opportunity, please tell Ironhead that exactly one person liked "f**tastic five" -- and that was an Iowa fan who only liked it b/c of how much the rest of us disliked it.

 

[Ban Basketball]

Tim, if you have the opportunity, please tell Ironhead that exactly one person liked "f**tastic five" -- and that was an Iowa fan who only liked it b/c of how much the rest of us disliked it.

As I said earlier, if he's anything like all of the other folks over at the Iowa forum, the meaning of it likely went completely over his head. He likely took it as a slam on Iowa rasslin.

So, you're good...

 

[El-Jefe]

As I said earlier, if he's anything like all of the other folks over at the Iowa forum, the meaning of it likely went completely over his head. He likely took it as a slam on Iowa rasslin.

So, you're good...

He's over here a lot and definitely got it.

My point was more that everyone here thinks it's dumb.

 

[LumbeeIndian]

He's over here a lot and definitely got it.

My point was more that everyone here thinks it's dumb.

How in the hell are we suppose to post over on HR with that hanging over our heads?

 

[nitlion6]

How in the hell are we suppose to post over on HR with that hanging over our heads?

I am unsure how to post over there period. If I make fun of the board's ability to use logic and think, they call me names, put me on ignore and tell me to go away.

If I compliment the effort of one of their freshman studs I get called a two-faced junior high little girl.

It is a difficult place to go and have a conversation as is. With this funtastic five thing to deal with i am never going to get a word in edgewise.

Did I tell you the one about one time at band camp and the Hawk and Bucknut. Oh nevermind, you've heard it.

 

[BruceK-PSU83]

Excuse me but the five champs are now to be referred to as the "FUNTASTIC FIVE". Apparently you didn't get the memo on the name change.

Groan.

 

[dmm53]

Funtastic Five? Sounds like a superhero cartoon for third graders. Or something off the back of a sugar-laden cereal box. Or a horrible boy band.

https://www.google.com/search?q=fun...QsAQISQ&biw=1426&bih=727#imgrc=oouWcHpz9M67RM:

 

[billrag]

You guys need to let it go, I'm sure Ironhead has gotten the message and you likely won't hear it again today. Had he only said it once I may have thought it was OK, but no, no, it's not going to catch on Ironhead......

 

[Brian LB-U]

Delete your post and let’s pretend it never happened...

Yes, please, along with all references to "Raptor".

 

[dunkej01]

Yes, please, along with all references to "Raptor".

Who is that?

 

[Dogwelder]

How in the hell are we suppose to post over on HR with that hanging over our heads?

Instead of every thread’s becoming a Hawkeye thread here, as alleged, we have every thread’s becoming a Funt*stic-Five thread. It seems that we’ve finally found something (“Funt*stic Five”) more urgently deserving of scorn and replacement than the Hawkeye wrestling style!

 

[jrd23psu]

How in the hell are we suppose to post over on HR with that hanging over our heads?

I wouldn't bother posting on HR. They still have people who think Zain won't major Sorenson when they wrestle. They must have forgotten how Zain almost bent Sorenson in half last March before sticking him.

If there is one thing we know for sure in 2018, it's that Iowa fans and HR will still be the most butthurt, jealous, and delusional fans in wrestling. They might win one match when they come to State College.

 

[tikk10]

Okay, so maybe Wonder Twins FUNDER Quintupl..QUINTS ACTIVATE! (Then "Form of A NITTANY LION..." and so on...

Okay, so no one's going to get that either.

 

[El-Jefe]

Okay, so maybe Wonder Twins FUNDER Quintupl..QUINTS ACTIVATE! (Then "Form of A NITTANY LION..." and so on...

Okay, so no one's going to get that either.

Deep State?

 

[dunkej01]

Okay, so maybe Wonder Twins FUNDER Quintupl..QUINTS ACTIVATE! (Then "Form of A NITTANY LION..." and so on...

Okay, so no one's going to get that either.

The next HR conspiracy is that the slush fund is into bit coin and that is how they will make the payments.

 

[El-Jefe]

The next HR conspiracy is that the slush fund is into bit coin and that is how they will make the payments.

Bitcoin login buried somewhere in the 3 inch binder of (cough cough) gold intel.

 

[Nittany.Lion]

Instead of every thread’s becoming a Hawkeye thread here, as alleged, we have every thread’s becoming a Funt*stic-Five thread. It seems that we’ve finally found something (“Funt*stic Five”) more urgently deserving of scorn and replacement than the Hawkeye wrestling style!

how dare you spell out F** you must edit immediately!