FC: Beer Made From The Vaginal Lactic Acid Of Hot Models Finally Goes On Sale
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It’s about time. The consumer has been demanding this for years.
Will that beer give me gas or herpes? 
Both. Sure shows how sick our society has become.
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I see the bottles have peel off labias er labels.
The Polish model in the photo is Monique Twatski.
The Polish model in the photo is Monique Twatski.
That beer puts the “H-P-V” in Happy Valley*
Too bad for you Bob, you don't imbibe.....
Actually, this is the first time in my life I'm ashamed I have some Polish ancestry in my DNA.
In Katowice, Poland, "The Order of Yoni" brewery launched a line of beer made from the "vaginal lactic acid of hot underwear models"
Can you get it in kegs? It'll have a picture of a Babe with a BMI of 55.6. For you uninitiated that is Mega Orca BMI
Get a case for the next BWI Tailgate. Posters can stand around telling each other how they've had better, hoppier beer made w/ the vaginal lactic acid of even hotter models.
They only have the Jessica Simpson beer at my Publix...
If Pedro’s were still open, I’d print out that coupon and make 100 copies!They only have the Jessica Simpson beer at my Publix...
I was looking for something that would pair well with hot dogs.
If they made it from that of Ohio State fans, although it would probably be a little too yeasty.
So, we go from urine filled balloons to beer made from vaginal lactic acid.
#progress.
#progress.
I can imagine how they would market Amber, Blonde, India Pale Ale, Stout.......and I am not really sure I want to know what constitutes "Cream Ale"....
How do they get the vaginal lactic acid? Is it like when they milk a rattlesnake for venom?
There’s a machine for that...found in many nightstands around the globe.
I think they give the little man in the canoe a q-tip and he fishes for it.
This would be a better product if they had a photo of the lactic acid donor on the label, like missing kids on a milk carton. I mean, how do I know that this model was even hot or that the lactic acid isn't from a guy named Bruno?
I had an Miss Frothingslosh calendar in school. It was pictures of her parade down the alleys of McKees Rock.
That's alright you could brag that you had her...
or her...
or her...
When you cannot claim "I wrecked that chick" it's the next best thing. In fact, that's a good name for the American version of the brew: Wreck that Chick! Celebrities need to monetize the opportunity.
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