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Deadspin has their annual 'Why Your Team Sucks' stuff going on right now and today is Picksburgh Stillers day! I'm a Steelers fan and this is maybe the funniest thing you'll read all week....enjoy!
http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-pittsburgh-steelers-1725629956
(here's the one for Eagles fans...
http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-philadelphia-eagles-1725165274)
The Steeler fans testimonials are the best:
Justin:
This is 90% of the fanbase. This is most of us:
Robert:
Everyone here either works in a bank and doesn’t give a shit about football, or works in McDonalds with Steelers neck and ear tattoos.
Silas:
You cannot walk down the street in any neighborhood here without running into someone wearing Steeler pajama pants and eating a french fry sandwich.
Jim (he has a lot to say):
-Our moronic fans can’t leave Western PA without packing their goddamn Terrible Towels so they can take pictures with them at various landmarks. If you’re at the Great Wall of China or the ****in Eiffel Tower, enjoy the view and put the towel away. There was actually a slideshow of this on the Post Gazette’s website.
-Watch our fans struggle to not utter an n-bomb when Antonio Brown does an end zone dance after scoring a TD.
-The cognitive dissonance of listening to fans wearing Big Ben jerseys while making fun of the criminal past of Ray Lewis, Suggs, and Ray Rice.
-I’ve actually talked myself into liking Todd Haley. I hate myself for it.
-Steelers (and Pens) fans have enabled human troll Mark Madden to stay on the radio for 15 years.
http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-pittsburgh-steelers-1725629956
(here's the one for Eagles fans...
http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-philadelphia-eagles-1725165274)
The Steeler fans testimonials are the best:
Justin:
This is 90% of the fanbase. This is most of us:
Robert:
Everyone here either works in a bank and doesn’t give a shit about football, or works in McDonalds with Steelers neck and ear tattoos.
Silas:
You cannot walk down the street in any neighborhood here without running into someone wearing Steeler pajama pants and eating a french fry sandwich.
Jim (he has a lot to say):
-Our moronic fans can’t leave Western PA without packing their goddamn Terrible Towels so they can take pictures with them at various landmarks. If you’re at the Great Wall of China or the ****in Eiffel Tower, enjoy the view and put the towel away. There was actually a slideshow of this on the Post Gazette’s website.
-Watch our fans struggle to not utter an n-bomb when Antonio Brown does an end zone dance after scoring a TD.
-The cognitive dissonance of listening to fans wearing Big Ben jerseys while making fun of the criminal past of Ray Lewis, Suggs, and Ray Rice.
-I’ve actually talked myself into liking Todd Haley. I hate myself for it.
-Steelers (and Pens) fans have enabled human troll Mark Madden to stay on the radio for 15 years.
