First Annual BWI/McAndrew Open at Toftrees

[rudedude]

We are having the first annual BWI/McAndrew Open at Toftrees on Friday. 3 BWI members and one interloper will
compete for the ShotClock Cup. Results
will be posted.

 

[psuro]

You need to have a trophy. And a big check.

 

[MaconNitt]

We are having the first annual BWI/McAndrew Invitational at Toftrees on Friday. 3 BWI members and one interloper will
compete for the ShotClock Cup. Results
will be posted.

FIFY

 

[Chris92]

I think you inadvertently misnamed this tourney. In board tradition, shouldn't it be "The First Ever/2nd Annual BWI/McAndrew Open at Toftrees?"

 

[Woodpecker]

Was entry open? Maybe you should call it the Masturbs

 

[MaconNitt]

You need to have a trophy. And a big check.

Will a big Polack do?

 

[rudedude]

You need to have a trophy. And a big check.

It won’t be this trophy!

 

[rudedude]

I think this is the one!

 

[rudedude]

 

[psuro]

What time do the lots open?

 

[rudedude]

What time to the lots open?

7am and no specific route necessary!!

 

[LionJim]

Loving this. The gifs in the OP were sublime.

 

[BobPSU92]

You need to have a trophy. And a big check.

I think it’s a trophy wife and a big...

 

[LionJim]

I think it’s a trophy wife and a big...

 

[ILLINOISLION]

What time do the lots open?

I believe it’s more like “What time does the driving range open?”

 

[psuro]

I believe it’s more like “What time does the driving range open?”

What time does the clown's mouth open?

 

[rudedude]

Our tournament sponsor!

 

[anon_xdc8rmuek44eq]

Who else is playing?

 

[paulrandythomas]

Just make sure to clean your balls after every hole.

 

[BobPSU92]

Just make sure to clean your balls after every hole.

Aren’t you supposed to clean each other’s balls in the overnight lot?

 

[Victor E. Bell]

There'll be no lack of ballwashers at Toftrees.

 

[rudedude]

 

[manatree]

More importantly, what time do the lots open and are there any new traffic rules that we can complain about?

Which caddy’s seat heats up first?

 

[rudedude]

 

[MaconNitt]

More importantly, what time do the lots open and are there any new traffic rules that we can complain about?

Which caddy’s seat heats up first?

I drive a Ford not a Caddy. It does have heated and cooled front seats though

 

[MaconNitt]

But I like soup

 

[MaconNitt]

Oh Mrs Crane you're a little monkey woman

 

[MaconNitt]

There'll be no lack of ballwashers at Toftrees.

good one Vic, would you like to donate a box of those fancy cigars as a door prize?

 

[PeetzPoolBoy]

Why do I suspect it would be wise for all 4 participants in this “esteemed Invitational” to take out “golf cart insurance”?

 

[NovaPSULuvr]

 

[MaconNitt]

Having any regrets?

 

[rudedude]

Why do I suspect it would be wise for all 4 participants in this “esteemed Invitational” to take out “golf cart insurance”?

 

[rudedude]

Who else is playing?

rudedude

MaconNitt

NovaPSULuvr

Non-BWI Member, Sweet Baby Ray

 

[NovaPSULuvr]

Having any regrets?

Not yet....

 

[BobPSU92]

I'm in if we can get scones and lattes in the clubhouse afterwards.

By the way, I've never golfed in my entire life.

 

[rudedude]

I'm in if we can get scones and lattes in the clubhouse afterwards.

By the way, I've never golfed in my entire life.

You will have to putt with tongs!

 

[BobPSU92]

You will have to putt with tongs!

Since I don’t have clubs, you’re right. I’m not touching someone else’s set.

 

[bkmtnittany1]

Aren’t you supposed to clean each other’s balls in the overnight lot?

No....you smoke your meat in the overnite lots!

 

[BobPSU92]

No....you smoke your meat in the overnite lots!

I’d rather sit back and let someone smoke mine. If necessary, I’d pay someone to do it, but I would expect someone to take their time to do it right.

 

[ericstratton-rushchairman]

It won’t be this trophy!

That is so wrong on so many levels. And when I say it's wrong it must really be wrong