Given the Dude Wipes thread I have to ask:

[demlion]

is it just around me, or have others noticed that there is some weird new bidet thing going on?

People I know in several states have recently purchased bidets for use in their home.

So, how many of you have bidets?

Outrage Bob?

 

[81b&w]

It's great having both a toilet and water fountain in one

 

[GangBangGuy]

Do you have a serious toilet fetish? The Kohler thread and, now, this? What gives?
No matter, I like the bidet because you can drop a major deuce while on a date and clean up well enough such that, if she goes "full barnyard" on you, it won't leave a bad taste in her mouth. Who knows? It may even lead to a second date, although doubtful!

 

[LafayetteBear]

"Full barnyard." ROFL ...Fits in really well with your posting handle. Great post!

 

[demlion]

Do you have a serious toilet fetish? The Kohler thread and, now, this? What gives?
No matter, I like the bidet because you can drop a major deuce while on a date and clean up well enough such that, if she goes "full barnyard" on you, it won't leave a bad taste in her mouth. Who knows? It may even lead to a second date, although doubtful!

No fetish here, but one of the same friends who got a bidet recently sent me the Kohler article.

 

[PS4814]

Would love to be in the position that I could afford to remodel a bathroom and add a bidet. Put it this way if you came in from working in the yard and your hands were muddy - would you use a dry paper towel to clean your hands?

 

[Frabjous]

Taint interested.

 

[demlion]

Would love to be in the position that I could afford to remodel a bathroom and add a bidet. Put it this way if you came in from working in the yard and your hands were muddy - would you use a dry paper towel to clean your hands?

I'm sure it's just me, but I thought that was what the sink was for. Huh.

 

[demlion]

Would love to be in the position that I could afford to remodel a bathroom and add a bidet. Put it this way if you came in from working in the yard and your hands were muddy - would you use a dry paper towel to clean your hands?

No need to remodel. These bolt right up to your existing toilet . Amazon. Luxe bidet. Search it up.

 

[MICH.Nit Fan]

This is America, and we have plenty of water. We can bathe every day here, even in West Virginia.
You have no need for a bidet.

 

[demlion]

This is America, and we have plenty of water. We can bathe every day here, even in West Virginia.
You have no need for a bidet.

Never said I did. Wouldn't touch it. The question is who the F is buying these things?
They are selling a bunch of them, I'm telling you.

Btw, parts of Michigan haven't got so much clean water. Even in WV we have heard of it.

 

[Phil's Rug]

 

[MICH.Nit Fan]

Never said I did. Wouldn't touch it. The question is who the F is buying these things?
They are selling a bunch of them, I'm telling you.

Btw, parts of Michigan haven't got so much clean water. Even in WV we have heard of it.

Flint used to have great water, same as damned near everyplace else in the state, until some boneheads decided to start taking it out of their river, instead of pumping it out of Lake Huron, as they had always done. It went from fantastic to crap virtually overnight. Such a shame.

 

[PSU95alum]

To answer your question, my household has 2 electronic bidet toilet seats. They are always heated, have a soft close feature, and always clean you up fresh and tidy with warm water.

Let me guess... you still use paper to clean yourself? Not only is that completely insufficient and gross, it’s archaic! My god man, it’s 2019 for crying out loud!

 

[PearlSUJam]

To answer your question, my household has 2 electronic bidet toilet seats. They are always heated, have a soft close feature, and always clean you up fresh and tidy with warm water.

Let me guess... you still use paper to clean yourself? Not only is that completely insufficient and gross, it’s archaic! My god man, it’s 2019 for crying out loud!

Please stick to football, pool and garage structure posts. TMI bro!

 

[demlion]

To answer your question, my household has 2 electronic bidet toilet seats. They are always heated, have a soft close feature, and always clean you up fresh and tidy with warm water.

Let me guess... you still use paper to clean yourself? Not only is that completely insufficient and gross, it’s archaic! My god man, it’s 2019 for crying out loud!

I knew there was at least one bidet champion in this f#cking crowd! Not saying I would have thought it was you. I was thinking more @BobPSU92 . Lol!

 

[Sproul]

To answer your question, my household has 2 electronic bidet toilet seats. They are always heated, have a soft close feature, and always clean you up fresh and tidy with warm water.

Let me guess... you still use paper to clean yourself? Not only is that completely insufficient and gross, it’s archaic! My god man, it’s 2019 for crying out loud!

Dare I say “flag!”

 

[jim cummings]

Just take a dump in the shower. Done.

 

[GangBangGuy]

Alternatively, take a dump and then shower.

 

[psuro]

Can’t you just stick your butt out the window of your car at a drive through car wash like everyone else?

 

[katchthis]

Would love to be in the position that I could afford to remodel a bathroom and add a bidet. Put it this way if you came in from working in the yard and your hands were muddy - would you use a dry paper towel to clean your hands?

I've used the Toto, and it's quite "refreshing".

 

[katchthis]

Flint used to have great water, same as damned near everyplace else in the state, until some boneheads decided to start taking it out of their river, instead of pumping it out of Lake Huron, as they had always done. It went from fantastic to crap virtually overnight. Such a shame.

So if you use a bidet In Flint, you are "dirtier" after ?

 

[katchthis]

Taint interested.

If your hitting the taint, you just need to jiggle your ass a little forward. My e toilet has a remote directional spray.

 

[katchthis]

is it just around me, or have others noticed that there is some weird new bidet thing going on?

People I know in several states have recently purchased bidets for use in their home.

So, how many of you have bidets?

Outrage Bob?

If you have tongs and a canister of baby wipes, you cannot have bidet on your real estate listing.

 

[PSU95alum]

Please stick to football, pool and garage structure posts. TMI bro!

Lol

 

[PSU95alum]

I knew there was at least one bidet champion in this f#cking crowd! Not saying I would have thought it was you. I was thinking more @BobPSU92 . Lol!

Full disclosure- my neighbor buddy lived in Japan and married a Japanese gal. For years he hasn’t been telling me once you use one, you’ll wonder how you lived without it. Costco has them on sale one year so I took a flyer on it and bought it. Best. Purchase. Ever. Since them, I’ve convinced 3 of my friends to get them and they say the same thing. Best. Things. Ever.
And don’t think old dogs can’t learn new tricks. My parents bought one and the love it too.

 

[PSU95alum]

Dare I say “flag!”

There will be no photos of me using my bidet toilet seat.

 

[PSU95alum]

Furthermore, let me offer 2 more words of wisdom for anyone wanting to have a proper movement- Squatty Potty. Yet another life changer.

 

[ClarkstonMark]

if you've ever been next to a sweaty guy (or gal) at the gym who has poor toilet paper skills, you will know why bidets are popular
some people have messy shits and tp is not enough

 

[rudedude]