And when all else fails
Play the only hand that's left
The Sandusky Card
Play the only hand that's left
The Sandusky Card
Haiku tributes to BWI Posters
- Thread starter bwfight
- Start date
I read this to the tune of Billy Joel‘s ”We Didnt Start the Fire”.
How to Be Aggressive Man
Remember to put
in intestines Fortitudes
Don’t put forty dudes
🤪
Remember to put
in intestines Fortitudes
Don’t put forty dudes
🤪
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Respeck is given
unless booing in West Gym
burn those bridges, boy.
PS, I still miss Ban--fun poster when he wasn't on a self-defense mission of Seppuku.
unless booing in West Gym
burn those bridges, boy.
PS, I still miss Ban--fun poster when he wasn't on a self-defense mission of Seppuku.
Iowa, where a roadside cantaloupe sign spelling is corrected yet is still wrong
Where a muddy dog can't be found
Where no chrome is safe on the bumper hitch while fueling up at a Kum and go.
Where a muddy dog can't be found
Where no chrome is safe on the bumper hitch while fueling up at a Kum and go.
For my friends over on HR..
Such whiny bitches.
Their mod called it correctly.
None of them have balls.
Such whiny bitches.
Their mod called it correctly.
None of them have balls.
Oklahoma State
A million champion teams
Before world War two
A million champion teams
Before world War two
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I've been gone too long
Ya'll writing weird poems and shit
It couldn't be me
Ya'll writing weird poems and shit
It couldn't be me
If the walls could talk
About why Cael is the GOAT
"Be Grateful Have Fun"
About why Cael is the GOAT
"Be Grateful Have Fun"
Not a tribute to a board member, but I think it qualifies as Haiku:
Coach Cael Sanderson
Hawkeye Wrestling Destroyer
Undefeated Champ
Tan Tom Does Not Like
Bus Rides or Influenza
Tweets from Aruba
Bus Rides or Influenza
Tweets from Aruba
Watermelons crushed
Bow and arrows causing pain
Really miss you Zain
Bow and arrows causing pain
Really miss you Zain
Pure entertainment
Winn Dixie innovator
Once in a lifetime
Winn Dixie innovator
Once in a lifetime
He’s got the spladle
Elevator to the chin
All he did was win
Elevator to the chin
All he did was win
I know Haiku isn’t appreciated by everyone, but I have really enjoyed the creativity of all those who have entered the fray.
In my experience, creative writing flows out of inspiration, and as a wrestling fan base, we have been treated to some highly entertaining and inspirational wrestling.
So in the pithy spirit of this thread...
Haiku not your fave?
Perhaps it will grow on you
Let’s just be grateful
In my experience, creative writing flows out of inspiration, and as a wrestling fan base, we have been treated to some highly entertaining and inspirational wrestling.
So in the pithy spirit of this thread...
Haiku not your fave?
Perhaps it will grow on you
Let’s just be grateful
If you really think
Cael declares a weight's starter,
you never wrestled.
Cael declares a weight's starter,
you never wrestled.
my ode to Iceland....
Striking summertime
An east, rugged iceland stuns
above the island
Striking summertime
An east, rugged iceland stuns
above the island
That sour taste is Fun
when it doesn’t include you
Ceiling lights burn hot
when it doesn’t include you
Ceiling lights burn hot
Ames2state storms out
Bizarre situation
Never seen again
Bizarre situation
Never seen again
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Do not joke about this.
Ames, I’m here when you wanna talk this out. I hope you still read.
Monkey postsKing by verb or noun
“King Who Ragdolls!” claims the
King Among Ragdolls
Monkey likes
#ragdollkinglaughsoutloud
Trip to Africa
Thousands of Title Tee Shirts
Gophers don't need them
Thousands of Title Tee Shirts
Gophers don't need them
You all do great Job
But you take easy way out
now do a sonnet
But you take easy way out
now do a sonnet
