Congrats on being worth $150B! an amazing accomplishment and you should be quite proud. On the dick pics? Well, it is what it is.
Perhaps you could more clearly spell out to the board the income/net worth levels at which sending dick pics is appropriate/inappropriate so we can follow your sage advice.
Something like ...
$100B-$119B: Dick pics are forboden
$120B-$139B: This is the dick pic sweet spot! Dick pic yourself silly!
$140B-$159B: Dick pics mean yer dum!