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I am so pissed at my sister

A Penn State fan posts his own family’s story about the game and this guy sees fit to break it down like a crime scene investigation. Thoroughly normal behavior without a hint of mental illness.
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In your tizzy, you just replied to yourself.

Settle down, Beavis. We'll get you another dolly and when you can think straight again, you'll remember to switch monikers before replying to yourself. You got this, lil guy!
I am one person with one sign-on, unlike you, Sybil.
 
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I am one person with one sign-on, unlike you, Sybil.
That's great! You keep repeating that to yourself, and one day maybe it'll be true. Glad you're coming down from your latest hissy fit.

Since you like talking to yourself, here's something else you can do to get you on the right track (thought I'd make it seasonal, with Halloween approaching) ...



The closest analogy for you re Gilligan's Island is that you're the S.S. Minnow.
 
That's great! You keep repeating that to yourself, and one day maybe it'll be true. Glad you're coming down from your latest hissy fit.

Since you like talking to yourself, here's something else you can do to get you on the right track (thought I'd make it seasonal, with Halloween approaching) ...



The closest analogy for you re Gilligan's Island is that you're the S.S. Minnow.
ONG I fell off my chair laughing so hard. That’s comic gold! Comic gold I tell ya. A picture of some Governor Walz wannabe who was shamed out of congress for molesting women. Hilarious!
 
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ONG I fell off my chair laughing so hard. That’s comic gold! Comic gold I tell ya. A picture of some Governor Walz wannabe who was shamed out of congress for molesting women. Hilarious!

Oh, now you're relapsing. It's OK ... it's not always a straight line forward. You keep at it and you'll get there. One step back, two steps forward.

 
Man, it just never stops……☔️

No football this week. Next game is at 8:00 PM….. and I will be at a wedding reception for my great niece ! 😡

Hope the hall has a bar with the game on !🙏

How did I get stuck in such a family?🥴
 
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Final chapter of the story…..

Go to my sisters for dinner this week and I tell her I am pissed about missing the second half of the game. Her answer….”It isn’t my fault Penn State lost!”

She didn’t know we came back and won!😹
In 1986 #2 8-0 Penn State vs Maryland my friend had a little too much to drink so we left the game early. We headed back to the parking lot and I kept an eye on him. We threw the football around and gradually everyone filtered out, he was looking better so we left. Didn’t think much of it.

The next day I’m watching the highlight show and the game turned. Maryland is driving down and scores in the last seconds. 17-15 and I’m saying to myself Holy $hit did we blow this game? Duffy Cobbs knocks away the two point conversion and what a feeling of relief!
 
Final chapter of the story…..

Go to my sisters for dinner this week and I tell her I am pissed about missing the second half of the game. Her answer….”It isn’t my fault Penn State lost!”

She didn’t know we came back and won!😹

You should be safe this Saturday, Spin. Kick's a little after 7:30 PM so dinner invitations and the game can both be accommodated!
 
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