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[McScoreley]

"Paid Iowa Hater" (@AtownPoke is now a member)

Refers to when Tom Brands said before the 2022 Penn State dual that "schools pay social media personalities to make up rumors about Iowa to create distraction among the team"

 

[Nitlion1986]

"Paid Iowa Hater" (@AtownPoke is now a member)

Refers to when Tom Brands said before the 2022 Penn State dual that "schools pay social media personalities to make up rumors about Iowa to create distraction among the team"

I am pretty sure Paul bought JTS a drink b4 the 2023 Iowa match. So Brands isn't delusional it has happened.

 

[86PSUPaul]

I am pretty sure Paul bought JTS a drink b4 the 2023 Iowa match. So Brands isn't delusional it has happened.

I might be able to provide receipts!


Though in actuality he bought me a bottle!

 

[FatWoodchuck]

Bump

Just a good one to every now and then

 

[Sportfan2017]

I guess I never understood why one would use ‘full court press’ for a recruiting strategy when the goal for recruiting is to get the recruit to your ‘basket’ not to prevent them. There in lies the joke I suppose. Much like those that use Moby-Dick references for a task that they have successfully completed seemingly ignorant of the fact that the whale kills Ahab in the end.

THANKS FOR SPOILING IT FOR ME !!! I had only 32 F#@king pages to go. What a waste of 26 years

 

[nerfstate]

THANKS FOR SPOILING IT FOR ME !!! I had only 32 F#@king pages to go. What a waste of 26 years

Ranger Dan, is that you?

 

[FatWoodchuck]

Ranger Dan, is that you?

There's gotta be more than one ranger dan.

 

[doubleboots]

There's gotta be more than one ranger dan.

 

[RandyL]

Who is Lisa Morales?

 

[nittinsc]

Who is Lisa Morales?

A poorly-understood waif who sometimes posts on this and the Iowa GIA board

 

[District four]

A poorly-understood waif who sometimes posts on this and the Iowa GIA board

Seriously, you are going to keep him in the dark? Lmfao

 

[nittinsc]

Seriously, you are going to keep him in the dark? Lmfao

Actually, I think someone else can recall the full backstory better than I, so until that happens he'll remain in the dark along with some other folks.

 

[El-Jefe]

GIAPet getting nervous ...

 

[86PSUPaul]

GIAPet getting nervous ...

GIAPet owner swears there is no relationship to Lisa.

 

[RandyL]

I thought this is where we come for help.
I'm afraid of the dark, fellas.

 

[District four]

I thought this is where we come for help.
I'm afraid of the dark, fellas.

So the story goes like this.... Over on that nitwit board called HR or now called GIA there was a guy who spoke the truth and called them all out when they were full of shit, which by the way was almost all of the time. Anyhow, less I digress. This guy's name was giapet (aka Johnstown) our friendly poster from Johnstown PA who wrestled nude with his uncle in the basement as a kid. Anyhow, giapet kept getting banned for speaking the truth so they banned his ass. Then this lady Lisa Morales who I heard is quite attractive took over and began calling the GIA fanatics out for their shit. Some people think this wonderful lady is Johnstown in disguise but I think they are different she is far too sexy for that kind of shenanigans. Hope this helps clarify any confusion you might have lol

 

[Sleepylion]

So the story goes like this.... Over on that nitwit board called HR or now called GIA there was a guy who spoke the truth and called them all out when they were full of shit, which by the way was almost all of the time. Anyhow, less I digress. This guy's name was giapet (aka Johnstown) our friendly poster from Johnstown PA who wrestled nude with his uncle in the basement as a kid. Anyhow, giapet kept getting banned for speaking the truth so they banned his ass. Then this lady Lisa Morales who I heard is quite attractive took over and began calling the GIA fanatics out for their shit. Some people think this wonderful lady is Johnstown in disguise but I think they are different she is far too sexy for that kind of shenanigans. Hope this helps clarify any confusion you might have lol

There is also no chance Lisa wrestled naked with @johnstownsteel 's uncles.

 

[RandyL]

So .... Lisa Morales is kinda like JK Rowling.
Got it.
Thanks.

 

[johnstownsteel]

Some people think this wonderful lady is Johnstown in disguise but I think they are different she is far too sexy for that kind of shenanigans.

You've never seen me in a skirt and heels....

Just sayn..

 

[El-Jefe]

You've never seen me in a skirt and heels....

Just sayn..

 

[railbirrd]

Off-topic: What's the inside joke at VT/Iowa about "oranges." TIA.

 

[El-Jefe]

Off-topic: What's the inside joke at VT/Iowa about "oranges." TIA.

I assume you posted this elsewhere and it got modded to this thread ...

Scroll up to p. 2

 

[GogglesPaizano]

Off-topic: What's the inside joke at VT/Iowa about "oranges." TIA.

Oranges

Raccoons

and Going for the Gusto

 

[railbirrd]

I assume you posted this elsewhere and it got modded to this thread ...

Scroll up to p. 2

Perhaps I'm too dense but I still don't understand the VT reference to "orange/oranges" and Iowa/Brands brothers. I would greatly appreciate if someone would please explain in simple terms. I thought it had something to do with ducking (ducks are orange?) but I just don't know. TYVM.

 

[hlstone]

Perhaps I'm too dense but I still don't understand the VT reference to "orange/oranges" and Iowa/Brands brothers. I would greatly appreciate if someone would please explain in simple terms. I thought it had something to do with ducking (ducks are orange?) but I just don't know. TYVM.

Coach Dresser's wife doesn't like him to use the word pu**y. So he uses the word orange.
Brands wouldn't wrestle VT in National Duals. So he called Brands and orange.

 

[El-Jefe]

Perhaps I'm too dense but I still don't understand the VT reference to "orange/oranges" and Iowa/Brands brothers. I would greatly appreciate if someone would please explain in simple terms. I thought it had something to do with ducking (ducks are orange?) but I just don't know. TYVM.

Iowa refused to face VT at National Duals, even tbough that match was at CHA. Dresser publicly called Brands a pussy but used "orange" as a substitute family-friendly word.

 

[nerfstate]

Perhaps I'm too dense but I still don't understand the VT reference to "orange/oranges" and Iowa/Brands brothers. I would greatly appreciate if someone would please explain in simple terms. I thought it had something to do with ducking (ducks are orange?) but I just don't know. TYVM.

And if you’d like a deep dive:

 

[PD4thespawn]

There is also no chance Lisa wrestled naked with @johnstownsteel 's uncles.

She's a virgin?

 

[District four]

She's a virgi

There is also no chance Lisa wrestled naked with @johnstownsteel 's uncles.

She is his uncle