1) Two Jews see a sign in front of a church that says “$100 to convert.” One of the Jews says, “Why not? It’s an easy way to make a quick buck.”
The other Jew waits outside to see if it works. After forty-five minutes the first Jew comes out and the second Jew asks, “Well, did you get the $100?”
The first responds, “Is that all you Jews ever think about, money?”
2) When a Jewish atheist heard that the best school in town happened to be Catholic, he enrolled his son. Things were going very well until one day the boy came home and said he had just learned all about the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost.
The father, barely able to control his rage, seized his son by the shoulders and said, “David, this is very important, so listen carefully: there is only ONE God—and we don’t believe in Him!”
https://thehumanist.com/magazine/se...manist-living/jewish-atheists-and-koufax-jews
@dontgojoepa
@Thus Spoke Mainer
The other Jew waits outside to see if it works. After forty-five minutes the first Jew comes out and the second Jew asks, “Well, did you get the $100?”
The first responds, “Is that all you Jews ever think about, money?”
2) When a Jewish atheist heard that the best school in town happened to be Catholic, he enrolled his son. Things were going very well until one day the boy came home and said he had just learned all about the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost.
The father, barely able to control his rage, seized his son by the shoulders and said, “David, this is very important, so listen carefully: there is only ONE God—and we don’t believe in Him!”
https://thehumanist.com/magazine/se...manist-living/jewish-atheists-and-koufax-jews
@dontgojoepa
@Thus Spoke Mainer
