Josh Barr Bought A Cow

[CSauertiegPSU]

An absolutely fantastic story from Jim Carlson for PennLive about Josh Barr bulking up by buying a cow from Tyler Kasak’s family farm.

Safe to say Josh won’t be going back down to 184. He also talks about his improved shot selection, which everybody has heard me whine about for years.

 

[Psalm 1 guy]

As the old saying goes, "Why buy the cow . . . " uh, never mind, that doesn't seem to apply here : )

 

[nerfstate]

Jim wasn't even there this time. Love his work though--but here it is in pure form:

 

[Pitchfork Rebel]

And clearly what we can discern here is that the people that claimed Kasak is unhappy with Penn State is leaving must be on to something, clearly he's getting ready to leave by setting up a teammate by hooking him up with cow.

 

[Psalm 1 guy]

The rumor was Tyler had a beef with someone at Penn State, but I'm calling bull on that.

 

[CSauertiegPSU]

The rumor was Tyler had a beef with someone at Penn State, but I'm calling bull on that.

Honestly, the whole thing sounds like one giant miss steak.

 

[nerfstate]

Truth be told, RUCrackers was just heading out to a pasture to tri tipping over some cattle.

 

[Roar More]

Truth be told, RUCrackers was just heading out to a pasture to tri tipping over some cattle.

These puns are udderly ridiculous.

 

[El-Jefe]

And clearly what we can discern here is that the people that claimed Kasak is unhappy with Penn State is leaving must be on to something, clearly he's getting ready to leave by setting up a teammate by hooking him up with cow.

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This sounds like something Downey would do, or Pitt at Midlands.

 

[doubleboots]

These puns are udderly ridiculous.

 

[mcpat]

EIEIO

 

[amattaro]

He also talks about his improved shot selection, which everybody has heard me whine about for years.

Hopefully this stops you from having a cow going forward.

 

[tullfan68]

sounds like more mineo trash talk!

 

[psumacw]

my silly little mind first thought "oh, that's nice. he got a new friend and he'll get bigger by lugging the cow food out to him everyday."

 

[tullfan68]

I am sure Kasak's dad will still sell him a cow no matter where his son is at!

 

[Pitchfork Rebel]

I am sure Kasak's dad will still sell him a cow no matter where his son is at!

At Rutgers, he wouldn't need or want a cow.. he'd be looking for slimfast.

 

[Diego Badman]

I love these interviews, but I must ask this question: when I watch them, are they held where wrestling practice is held, or are they held where Dodgeball practice is held?

 

[nerfstate]

I love these interviews, but I must ask this question: when I watch them, are they held where wrestling practice is held, or are they held where Dodgeball practice is held?

Whichever locale has the most loud noises to disrupt attempts at recording what is said and add post processing effort for the “journalists” (and journalists, hat tip to Snyder, Carlson, and Cobler, among others) present (ie dodgeball practice/team arrival).

 

[GogglesPaizano]

Holy ....