Kramer quotes

[bkmtnittany1]

"Well...I've got gonnorhea!"

 

[Connorpozlee]

"It's a Festivus miracle!"

 

[psuro]

"I'm out!"

 

[Phil's Rug]

 

[grinagrin]

"They kept ringing the bell"

 

[psuro]

"These pretzels are making me thirsty"

 

[PSU87]

I'm my mind, I'm already there

 

[Phil's Rug]

"Tell him you had sex with his wife"

 

[heckmans]

"Gitty-up!"

 

[Phil's Rug]

 

[bkmtnittany1]

"you're a rabid anti-dentite!"

 

[Connorpozlee]

"They kept ringing the bell"

That is probably my favorite. Such a great scene.

 

[Obliviax]

"Look away, I am hideous!"

"Oh, I am out there, Jerry, and I'm loving every minute of it!" (when he decides to quit wearing underwear)

 

[bkmtnittany1]

The master of your domain episode....after he comes in a slams the money down shouting. "I'm out. Yea, i am outta the contest." He points at Jerry and says, "You better watch yourself, she's gonna get you next!"

 

[Nittany Ziggy]

I'll just put this here...

 

[PSUcup1]

And they're the ones writing it off ....

 

[PSUcup1]

Emphysema, birth defects, cancer. But not this. Jerry, my face is my livelihood, my allure... my twinkle! Everything I have I owe to this face.

 

[john4psu]

"It feels like a sauna in here," while sitting in a sauna.

 

[john4psu]

"It feels like a sauna in here," while sitting in a sauna.

 

[wbcincy]

Stick a fork in me Jerry...I'm done.

 

[krichards]

Is that a Titleist?

 

[artsandletters]

I've got the kavorka, Jerry. I'm dangerous, I'm very dangerous.

 

[justnitts]

I missed my window!

 

[83wuzme]

Kenny ? Kenney ?

 

[bkmtnittany1]

" nobagelnobagelnobagelnobagel."

 

[uhlerlion]

From -Maybe one of the top 5 episodes of all time-- "The Jimmy"

Well he said I gotta cut out the skittles
JS: looks like he gave you some novacaine
OHHH Im LOADED!!

Its great no kids around you dont have to watch your language
JS: you find the need to use obsecenties at the dentist?
When they pull that needle out I let the expletives fly


GC: Why dont you be more careful with your drool
Hey I'm doin the best I can

 

[AWS1022]

"Yo yo ma"

 

[Lisa1994]

The cat...rrrroowwrr...is outta the bag! Re: Cosmo.

 

[jp3272]

 

[PSUriseANDfire]

The snooze button episode was one of my favorites...

 

[Fairfax Lion]

I'm Cosmo Kramer, the Assman!

 

[Phil's Rug]

Not a quote, but one of my favorite Kosmo moments

 

[bkmtnittany1]

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!" When Kramer's hair caught on fire after lighting the cigar in Jerry's oven!

 

[bkmtnittany1]

Zookeeper to Kramer about Barry the chimp: "You know he's just an innocent primate."

Kramer: "So am I!"

 

[Phil's Rug]

Jerry: You guys both have class at the same time?

Kramer: No, we're in the same class.

Jerry: What do you mean you're in the same class?

Kramer: He almost beat me.

Jerry: Kramer, you're fighting children?!

Kramer: We're all at the same skill level, Jerry.

 

[bkmtnittany1]

I think I should have made the thread about Kramers funniest scenes....there are thousands of them!

 

[bkmtnittany1]

I'll just put this here...

" I suck 'em down like coca-cola!"

 

[bkmtnittany1]

"Hello and welcome to moviephone!"....."why don't you just tell me where you wanna see the movie."

 

[john4psu]

I can't help but laugh reading and remembering these. Great thread!

 

[LionJim]

Phil's video of Kramer messing up Jerry's apartment while Jerry was gone, inspired.