Last night I dreamt I was a muffler

[Obliviax]

man am I exhausted.

 

[MontereyLion]

You need more sleep.

 

[Fac]

I dreamed wigwams and teepees ..........................


Doctor said that I was 2 tense (sp - tents)...........

 

[The Spin Meister]

Must be true, your exhaust fumes are really bad!

 

[91Joe95]

I don't know which dream is more unrealistic.

Yours or the two swimsuit models in mine.

 

[PSU-Knocker]

Did you get hot or wasn't the vehicle running?

 

[Victor E. Bell]

Think that's bad? I dreamed I was eating a 5lb marshmallow..


When I woke up I couldn't find my pillow!

 

[ILLINOISLION]

I Was A Muffler Too, But I Was Wrapped Around One Of 'ro's Girl's Necks! *


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This post was edited on 4/9 3:46 PM by ILLINOISLION

 

[Bessmoney]

Sounds like a pipe dream to me.

 

[Obliviax]

...and you're "exhausted"? *

sdf

 

[Howie'81]

I dreamed I was surrounded by 20 curvaceous cuties.

 

[LionFan87b]

I dreamt I was a pony

When I awoke, it was hard to speak. I guess I was a little hoarse.

 

[Woodpecker]

No, he was beat***

nfm

 

[Fac]

Years ago when I was younger I had a female worker make a statement


that she woke up with a soar throat and I asked her if her husband woke up with a smile on his face. She didn't get it until the other female in the conversation started laughing like crazy.

 

[Ranger Dan]

A few years ago my wife and I were enjoying dinner out with friends

I was sitting across from my buddy talking about whatever (PSU, hunting, etc.) and my wife and his wife were sitting across from each other chatting. I wasn't really paying attention to their conversation, until my buddy's wife proudly proclaimed that she had just recently had her first facial. My buddy and I both fought back the laughter, and the women never caught on to our minds being in the gutter. It was honestly one of the funniest things I've ever heard in a mixed company setting.