Man 'o man, every time the Cook County Asst. Prosecutor opens his mouth (link)

[Cosmos]

He inserts his foot deeper…

https://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/celebrity/prosecutor-on-dropped-jussie-smollett-charges-i-do-not-believe-he-is-innocent/ar-BBVgWQk?ocid=spartanntp

The takeaway: if you're ever in trouble with the law then call the Rainbow Push Coalition! Even as a preventative measure. Just show up voluntarily for a few hours, lick a few envelopes on some mailers and you’ll be exonerated…

If there's two Nigerian brothers in your neighborhood,
Who you gonna call? Rainbow Push Coalition!
If there's hoax going down and it don't look good,
Who you gonna call? Rainbow Push Coalition!

I ain't afraid of no felony conviction.
I ain't afraid of no plea bargain deal.

If you're seeing MAGA country rednecks running through your head,
Who you gonna call? Rainbow Push Coalition!
An invisible white supremacist sleeping in your bed,
Who you gonna call? Rainbow Push Coalition!

I ain't afraid of no grand jury indictment.
I ain't afraid of no GRINDR date gone bad.

Who you gonna call? Rainbow Push Coalition!
If you're all alone, pick up the phone and call
Rainbow Push Coalition!

 

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