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[86PSUPaul]

As an extreme example of how this is required, there is a local guy who owns two breweries in this area, while also owning his own bar and grill. You would think that he could just deliver his own kegs to his own restaurant, but, no, it has to be sold to a distributor, who then sells it to his very own restaurant. Strange, but true.

Wow, that is weird, I don’t think that is how it is here in PA, but I may be wrong.

I also swear a few years ago PA voted on a referendum to go to private liquor sales, and I thought it passed, but we are still stuck with state stores. Not sure if I am right.

 

[Ban Basketball]

Minus the distribution requirement, Iowa's liquor laws are so lax that we even sell this blinding concoction (Yes, it can actually blind you). This stuff is why the Iowa wrestling team always seems to have mishaps with guns, whether it be accidental shootings or poachings.

 

[midniteride]

Minus the distribution requirement, Iowa's liquor laws are so lax that we even sell this blinding concoction (Yes, it can actually blind you). This stuff is why the Iowa wrestling team always seems to have mishaps with guns, whether it be accidental shootings or poachings.

Do you get a free sample with every gun purchase?

 

[Ban Basketball]

Do you get a free sample with every gun purchase?

Actually, that's probably next.

Iowa essentially has a wild west approach now to guns (all recent legislation), where anyone can carry concealed weapons and you don't have to show that you even know how to operate the gun. Most egregious is that children of any age can now freely own and operate guns in the state.

So, yes, I wouldn't be surprised to see where everyone who buys a bottle of Everclear must now go out back and fire 20 rounds after 6 shots of "Clear."

 

[El-Jefe]

Oh, we're very familiar with Everclear -- just not real easy to get in PA, which is why border liquor stores exist.

My roommates and I threw parties with jello shots + Gatorade grain punch. Gatorade specifically because electrolytes more easily absorbed into the blood stream. Evil stuff, that was. Also delicious and popular. I blame the keg ban in our apartment lease.

 

[dbldoofus]

Minus the distribution requirement, Iowa's liquor laws are so lax that we even sell this blinding concoction (Yes, it can actually blind you). This stuff is why the Iowa wrestling team always seems to have mishaps with guns, whether it be accidental shootings or poachings.

I would have said that this is why HR is predicting a NC this season.

 

[dbldoofus]

Do you get a free sample with every gun purchase?

This ain’t Texas.

 

[dunkej01]

Oh, we're very familiar with Everclear -- just not real easy to get in PA, which is why border liquor stores exist.

My roommates and I threw parties with jello shots + Gatorade grain punch. Gatorade specifically because electrolytes more easily absorbed into the blood stream. Evil stuff, that was. Also delicious and popular. I blame the keg ban in our apartment lease.

and we put it in garbage cans and dipped out in solo cups......what a magical time of debauchery

lots of sugar too killed the taste of the grain/clear/whatever people had in stash......

 

[Ban Basketball]

I blame the keg ban in our apartment lease.

Yes, keg bans are always brilliant. In most instances, you can have 6,007 cases of beer at a party, but not one small, 5 gallon keg.

 

[El-Jefe]

and we put it in garbage cans and dipped out in solo cups......what a magical time of debauchery

lots of sugar too killed the taste of the grain/clear/whatever people had in stash......

I made the grain punch in tailgate sized coolers. The side tap was convenient for dispensing if there was enough kitchen counter space to turn the cooler.

No added sugar beyond what was in the Gatorade lemon/lime powder. Key flavor ingredient was the bottle of Midori melon. When we ran out of grain, vodka sufficed.

We had large dishpans that we never used for dishes, only for jello. 32 boxes per dishpan, took 2 days in the fridge to set. Took so much room in the fridge that we wouldn't go to the grocery store for the week before.

 

[El-Jefe]

Yes, keg bans are always brilliant. In most instances, you can have 6,007 cases of beer at a party, but not one small, 5 gallon keg.

With keg bans, hallways were littered with broken glass. And of course the broken glass got caught in our shoes and tracked into our apartments.

Obviously this was an improvement over having the hallways littered with dangerous plastic cups.

 

[CropDuster507]

Minus the distribution requirement, Iowa's liquor laws are so lax that we even sell this blinding concoction (Yes, it can actually blind you). This stuff is why the Iowa wrestling team always seems to have mishaps with guns, whether it be accidental shootings or poachings.

Shouts out to Everclear, but we're missing one very important piece of liquor knowledge:

40's.
More bang for your buck. Delicious. Probably nutritious. AND, you get to smash a glass bottle after drinking. A big glass bottle.
Buy 40's.

 

[El-Jefe]

Shouts out to Everclear, but we're missing one very important piece of liquor knowledge:

40's.
More bang for your buck. Delicious. Probably nutritious. AND, you get to smash a glass bottle after drinking. A big glass bottle.
Buy 40's.

Or when in Columbus, Grey Goose ... just don't forget the lint roller.

 

[Ban Basketball]

Shouts out to Everclear, but we're missing one very important piece of liquor knowledge:

40's.
More bang for your buck. Delicious. Probably nutritious. AND, you get to smash a glass bottle after drinking. A big glass bottle.
Buy 40's.

Many a week night in high school was spent with a couple of these and "otherwise."

 

[midniteride]

Or when in Columbus, Grey Goose ... just don't forget the lint roller.

Jefe, how did you get a photo of the inside of my wife's car?

 

[El-Jefe]

Jefe, how did you get a photo of the inside of my wife's car?

Maurice Clarett is your wife?

 

[86PSUPaul]

My college group liked Olde English 800 in 40’s, i didn’t like it at all!

Why a red x? I am using imgur and it has worked before, what could i have done wrong?

 

[dunkej01]

My college group liked Olde English 800 in 40’s, i didn’t like it at all!

Why a red x? I am using imgur and it has worked before, what could i have done wrong?

we were St Ides guys