My wife gave me the perfect PSU birthday present today

[Nitwit]

Well it's been 36 years so I think I'll keep her.

 

[Victor E. Bell]

Congrats, Mother.

 

[CF LION]

Very nice. Was thinking this might go in a different direction, but nice present just the same.

 

[OldTiredLion]

I was half expecting the answer to involve some form of chemical E.D. enhancement, a Victoria's Secret garment and one of those new KY products.

 

[Nittany.Lion]

I was half expecting the answer to involve some form of chemical E.D. enhancement, a Victoria's Secret garment and one of those new KY products.

with a handle like OldTiredLion it sounds like you speak from experience

 

[fairgambit]

Well it's been 36 years so I think I'll keep her.

Very thoughtful. Happy Birthday!

 

[OldTiredLion]

with a handle like OldTiredLion it sounds like you speak from experience

Sadly, I think receiving the sweater would be better suited for my expectations these days.

 

[Nitwit]

Thanks - no I really wasn't trying to be suggestive in my post. I'm kind of old school myself so this is perfect for me.
Now let's beat the crap out of MSU! That would really top it off.

 

[LafayetteBear]

Where are 'Ro and the Rush Chairman when you need them?

 

[BobPSU92]

 

[chiro31]

Very thoughtful. Happy Birthday!

That is one hell of a cake impressed

 

[hagberg]

Thanks - no I really wasn't trying to be suggestive in my post. I'm kind of old school myself so this is perfect for me.
Now let's beat the crap out of MSU! That would really top it off.

I had to read the whole thread to make sure the sweater was the gift, not taking it off! Congrats on the gift, and on having such a thoughtful and caring wife!

 

[fairgambit]

That is one hell of a cake impressed

Wish I had made it or knew who did.

 

[lionlurker]

I was half expecting the answer to involve some form of chemical E.D. enhancement, a Victoria's Secret garment and one of those new KY products.

He's probably tired of the same old thing every time.