One holiday to rule them all...

[91Joe95]

Let it begin!

 

[91Joe95]

I got a real problem with you, simons! You don't "like" enough of my posts. You're always up Bob's butt with liking all his posts! In the single most important board metric, you're really pissing me off.

 

[Nittany Ziggy]

Ha! I just love it when " Krugger" goes to the whiskey flask. Reminds me so much of "Festivus" at my brother's house!

 

[Roar More]

HAPPY FESTIVUS!!! And remember the Festivus miracle that occurred on this date in 1972...

The Immaculate Reception.

All hail Fanco!

 

[BobPSU92]

The Immaculate Reception.

All hail Fanco!

Fanco?

 

[BobPSU92]

Festivus is my favorite holiday. Frank Costanza gets it.



I gotta lot of problems with you people!

 

[Parkland Fan]

The Immaculate Reception.

All hail Fanco!

My Festivus list of problems:
1. Packaging Engineers - package is either impossible to open or falls apart
2. People who drive slow and stay in the middle lane of a 3 lane highway
3. Slow golfers

Thought about adding Pittsburgh Central Catholic, but I am over that game.

 

[john4psu]

1. People with no manners. "Thank you" and "You're welcome" are the two most under used phrases in the English language. Someone does something for you say, "Thank you."
2. People who act like they're entitled. Work for it, earn it. You're not entitled..
3. People who have no patience or tolerance with noisy children or senior citizens. Hey you were a child once and you'll be a senior citizen one day. Treat others the way you wish to be treated.
4. If it's not yours don't touch it. If you want what someone else has, work for it.
5. There is no more personal responsibility for one's actions. Society is to blame. Well no one forced you to smoke and get lung cancer, no one forced you to drink and become an alcoholic, no one forced you to eat a zillion Big Macs and clog your arteries, and no one forced you to do drugs and become an addict. Society is not to blame, you are! Show some self-control.
6. People who can't spell. There's spell check for heaven's sake.
7. The people who don't know the difference between your and you're.
8. High schools that pass everyone, like those in #6 and #7.
Addendum: People who mess up they're and their. Like I just did! What a Braino!

 

[nittnee]

1. People with no manners. "Thank you" and "You're welcome" are the two most under used phrases in the English language. Someone does something for you say, "Thank you."
2. People who act like their entitled. Work for it, earn it. You're not entitled..
3. People who have no patience or tolerance with noisy children or senior citizens. Hey you were a child once and you'll be a senior citizen one day. Treat others the way you wish to be treated.
4. If it's not yours don't touch it. If you want what someone else has, work for it.
5. There is no more personal responsibility for one's actions. Society is to blame. Well no one forced you to smoke and get lung cancer, no one forced you to drink and become an alcoholic, no one forced you to eat a zillion Big Macs and clog your arteries, and no one forced you to do drugs and become an addict. Society is not to blame, you are! Show some self-control.
6. People who can't spell. There's spell check for heaven's sake.
7. The people who don't know the difference between your and you're.
8. High schools that pass everyone, like those in #6 and #7.

"People who act like their entitled."

9. The people who don't know the difference between their and they're.

 

[PSU95alum]

9. The people who don't know the difference between their and they're.

Ouch! I noticed that too, but wasn't going to say anything until he made point 9. Classic!

 

[mn78psu83]

"People who act like their entitled."

9. The people who don't know the difference between their and they're.

Your spot on with you're grievance that they're are those out their who can't get there theirs and they'res write.

 

[PSU95alum]

1. People with no manners. "Thank you" and "You're welcome" are the two most under used phrases in the English language. Someone does something for you say, "Thank you."
2. People who act like their entitled. Work for it, earn it. You're not entitled..
3. People who have no patience or tolerance with noisy children or senior citizens. Hey you were a child once and you'll be a senior citizen one day. Treat others the way you wish to be treated.
4. If it's not yours don't touch it. If you want what someone else has, work for it.
5. There is no more personal responsibility for one's actions. Society is to blame. Well no one forced you to smoke and get lung cancer, no one forced you to drink and become an alcoholic, no one forced you to eat a zillion Big Macs and clog your arteries, and no one forced you to do drugs and become an addict. Society is not to blame, you are! Show some self-control.
6. People who can't spell. There's spell check for heaven's sake.
7. The people who don't know the difference between your and you're.
8. High schools that pass everyone, like those in #6 and #7.

Your misuse of "their" aside, you do sound like Mr. Lebowski, no?

 

[john4psu]

All four of you are right and that ticks me off that I messed that up! Thank you for pointing that out to me. DOH!

 

[91Joe95]

I got some real problems with my little 15 year old niece. She wraps the most perfect presents. Sharp, crisp lines with geometric precision that would make a drill instructor teaching how to fold bedsheets blush, her presents are that perfect. She puts one of her presents next to mine, and mind you I wrap pretty good presents, and mine look like some drunk with the shakes wrapped them. No way I'm stopping drinking, so she just made the list.

 

[Nittany Ziggy]

I got some real problems with my little 15 year old niece. She wraps the most perfect presents. Sharp, crisp lines with geometric precision that would make a drill instructor teaching how to fold bedsheets blush, her presents are that perfect. She puts one of her presents next to mine, and mind you I wrap pretty good presents, and mine look like some drunk with the shakes wrapped them. No way I'm stopping drinking, so she just made the list.

I am guessing that a "drunk with the shakes" did wrap them! ​

 

[Ranger Dan]

I got some real problems with my little 15 year old niece. She wraps the most perfect presents. Sharp, crisp lines with geometric precision that would make a drill instructor teaching how to fold bedsheets blush, her presents are that perfect. She puts one of her presents next to mine, and mind you I wrap pretty good presents, and mine look like some drunk with the shakes wrapped them. No way I'm stopping drinking, so she just made the list.

I just tell people that I wrap the presents that way so I don't have to identify who they are from... everyone knows that it was me.

 

[mn78psu83]

I got a real problem with you, simons! You don't "like" enough of my posts. You're always up Bob's butt with liking all his posts! In the single most important board metric, you're really pissing me off.

Don't let it bring you down during this festive time. I gave you a pity like. I've done it for others, especially TheGLOV. I hope it gives you a little neurobuzz.

 

[AWS1022]

1. People who walk too slow at the mall. I hate the mall walk!
2. People who work in a service industry and say "Have a good one" as you leave. No, it's "Have a nice day" or "Thank you, please come again".

 

[kgilbert78]

I am guessing that a "drunk with the shakes" did wrap them! ​

DrunkMc91Joe??

 

[Victor E. Bell]

1. People who walk too slow at the mall. I hate the mall walk!
2. People who work in a service industry and say "Have a good one" as you leave. No, it's "Have a nice day" or "Thank you, please come again".

Great Carlin line, when somebody said "Have a good one" Carlin liked to say: "I have a good one. What I need is a long one."