OT: A senior trying to reset his online password

[LafayetteBear]

SENIOR TRYING TO RESET PASSWORD
WINDOWS:
Please enter your new password.

USER:
cabbage

WINDOWS:
Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

USER:
boiled cabbage

WINDOWS:
Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

USER:
1 boiled cabbage

WINDOWS:
Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces

USER:
50damnboiledcabbages

WINDOWS:
Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character

USER:
50DAMNEDboiledcabbages

WINDOWS:
Sorry the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.

USER:
50DamnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourButtIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow!

WINDOWS:
Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

USER:
ReallyPissedOff50DamnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourButtIfYouDontG iveMeAccessNow

WINDOWS:
Sorry, that password is already in use

 

[fairgambit]

SENIOR TRYING TO RESET PASSWORD
WINDOWS:
Please enter your new password.

USER:
cabbage

WINDOWS:
Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

USER:
boiled cabbage

WINDOWS:
Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

USER:
1 boiled cabbage

WINDOWS:
Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces

USER:
50damnboiledcabbages

WINDOWS:
Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character

USER:
50DAMNEDboiledcabbages

WINDOWS:
Sorry the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.

USER:
50DamnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourButtIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow!

WINDOWS:
Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

USER:
ReallyPissedOff50DamnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourButtIfYouDontG iveMeAccessNow

WINDOWS:
Sorry, that password is already in use

My wife and I both roared over that one, and the she asked how you were able to access my computer.

 

[psute]

Insert rolling laughing emoticon [here] Great stuff, will borrow...

 

[Colorado Man]

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