OT on a slow day: A Scotsman was visiting State College...

[Frabjous]

...and decided to take a walk in Rothrock State Forest, wearing his kilt of course. He got tired and lay down to take a nap and a breeze lifted his kilt, exposing him in all his glory. A couple of women hikers passed by and saw him and one said 'let's have a little fun with Scotty,' and she tied a big blue ribbon around John Thomas. That night when he got back to the Inn his wife said 'What did you do today, McDougall.?' He said 'I dunno, but uh think we won firrrrst prize.'