*Concerned tone of voice*: ‘We’ve been trying to reach you about the extended warranty for your car...’ The winner, against mighty stiff competition!
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*Concerned tone of voice*: ‘We’ve been trying to reach you about the extended warranty for your car...’ The winner, against mighty stiff competition!
Your new avatar is so awesome. Ty*Perky Voice* - “Hi! This is card services calling about your account!”
Every day....*Concerned tone of voice*: ‘We’ve been trying to reach you about the extended warranty for your car...’ The winner, against mighty stiff competition!
LOL...when did you realize it was a Robocall?I was getting a call every day to warranty my 10 yo pilot. One Saturday afternoon I’m 13 beers in hanging out and fvcknut calls me. I lose it call him a mother fvcker and wish him dead, the entire time I’m screaming he’s sales pitching, never breaks stride. That piece of schit calls me EVERYDAY and hangs up. NEVER do what the rick me did. He OWNS my soul now, I am beaten.
I've getting all of the above but recently hit with very authentic sounding calls advising that I qualify to have my Chase card interest rate reduced. The fact that I don't have a Chase card is a fail, but they're really convincing and I'm sure get some elderly takers.
I get a healthy dose of Chinese speaking voicemails. I never answer a call from an unrecognized number, so they are VM’s. I’m not Chinese so not sure how I got on that list. What I can’t believe is that these calls are not stomped out somewhere in the cellular world.*Concerned tone of voice*: ‘We’ve been trying to reach you about the extended warranty for your car...’ The winner, against mighty stiff competition!
BWI: "Hi, this is Tom McAndrew from Blue White Illustrated. We just wanted to let you know you are our best and most valued poster."
Me: "I'd like to hear that from Phil. Go ahead and put him on."
BWI: "We're sorry, Phil is too busy to talk right now."
Me: "Too busy for me?!? You tell him to drop what he's doing and get his ass on the line now!"
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*Concerned tone of voice*: ‘We’ve been trying to reach you about the extended warranty for your car...’ The winner, against mighty stiff competition!
Caller: “Hi ILLINOISLION, this is Tom McAndrew from BWI. I’m calling to ask you to become one of our Moderators.....
ILLINOISLION’S phone: “CLICK to a dial tone!”
ILLINOISLION to Fonzie: “Damn it, how did The GLOV’s prank call get through Fairgambit’s Worldwide Enterprise’s Landline-Landmine Anti-Junk Call product?”
Fonzie to ILLINOISLION: “All I know is that I’m BARKING FOR BARKLEY on Monday Night Football against The GLOV’s Steelers.....pardon the expression, he’ll be crying like a dog!”
Bear if it is for a Flomax coupon stay on and take it.Lafayette Bear: "Hello"
Spam Caller (after LB has waited for a few seconds, and is now inclined to wind up said Spam Caller): "Hello this is Julie from credit card services." Or, "Did you know your furnace ducts can transmit all kinds of nasty diseases if not cleaned regularly?" Or,"Hi, this is Joaquin. How much a month would you say you spend on gas and electricity bills (i.e., Can I sell you some solar panels?)"
Lafayette Bear (if there is a live human on the other end of the call): Just a second. I've got something cooking on the stove top ... Oh, shit! It caught on fire! Please call 911 for me! Christ, my sleeve caught on fire! (LB puts down phone and walks away to pour a cup of coffee or take a leak.)
Or, "Tell me all about your credit card/ furnace duct cleaning/solar panel offer. I've been thinking about it, and I'm really interested. " (Again, LB puts down phone and walks away to pour a cup of coffee or take a leak.)
It works for me ...
I’m a fan of the calls feigning concern about my SSN being compromised and “turned off”
also a fan of being told there’s a warrant out for my arrest and if I dont pay fines the sheriff will come to arrest me
then of course there’s the call in mandarin....
however as a rule I don’t answer calls from numbers I don’t recognize. If it’s important I’ll call them back.