Photo Caption Contest....
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"Hey man, it isn't my fault. I had no idea they were laced with phenobarbital."
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"He ingested Ecstasy unknowingly from a spiked drink at a party after the team’s win over Michigan!"
"I don't know officer. All I told him was that I heard a Buckeye football player was spotted in the library, and he just fainted!"
He said the officiating in last year's Penn State game was awful....what other choice did we have than termination?
Hey, you kill, I kill, we all kill. What's the big deal here?
"Well we just left the tattoo parlor down the street and he seemed fine after putting the tee-shirt on in exchange for his authentic Buckeye jersey"
...and then Coach Myer told him he wouldn't honor his scholarship....
"He told us that anything Anthony Zettel can do, a Buckeye can do better. So he did a little dance, tried a roundhouse kick, missed the water bottle, and tripped over the step."
"He asked me to re-create Woody Hayes' final moments as coach of the Buckeyes..."
He's my roommate. I told him never walk behind me on garlic bean night but he wouldn't listen.
I'm afraid that he has tested positive for a dietary supplement. He will be suspended for the Northern Illinois game as punishment.
Well sir, we were going to this bingo parlor at the YMCA, well one thing led to another, and the instructions got all fouled up...
Bystander #1: "I don't know what happened officer. All I said was it was time to head off to school."
Bystander #2: "Yeah. Then this guy says, 'School? I didn't come here to play school! I came to play football!' Then he just keeled over."
Officer: (Facepalm)
Bystander #2: "Yeah. Then this guy says, 'School? I didn't come here to play school! I came to play football!' Then he just keeled over."
Officer: (Facepalm)
Nice to see the Judge with a Photo Caption post. Ah, the memories of some of the prior photo captions posts started by the Judge on this board over the years.
"Well, at least when the tuba fell, it wasn't damaged.....so much for a skinny kid dotting the i!"
"As number 42 pleaded his case, the officer stopped him and said, 'Don't worry, boy, you're in luck again and the replay equipment is broken. Carry on.'"
"He runs the replay booth equipment. He'll be OK in a minute....commercial's almost over"
"He was kneeling down behind the shrubs making a urine bomb to throw, officer when he 'zipped himself up'. When I pulled the zipper down to 'free him' he passed out from the extreme agony he was in. Honest officer, it's what happened".
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