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POLL: Who is the Greatest Mind in Wrestling Not Being Paid To Share It?
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There's an 800 number you can call and vote as much as you want, if you run out of usernames
The poll is now closed and you won, so you're not revolting. Congrats! But don't get a big head -- Mike Evans is not impressed.
A few observations from the data:
- Crop has more than 4x the mind of Jammen.
- Jammen's mind is at the same level as Vodka's -- and both are slightly below the level of Mike C + Foley (which we all know is the same mind).
- Jammen + Vodka + Mike C + Foley combined are almost a Spyker. It's good to have goals.
- Creedo gets absolutely no respect despite inventing the Rutgers Cruiseliner.
A number of write-in candidates were identified: Kentucky Mudflap, LIMarty, Ames2State, Turk,
Upon reflection, 21Guns and Bushwood would make viable write-in candidates. Maybe also a number of wrestling parents such as Gunning's dad.
Thanks to everyone who voted, including Jammen's dogs.
CD, I voted for you because I felt so bad that the G board dope-slapped you out of existence.
Is this true, crop? Serious question.
I haven't been on the guillotine in months … but I remember the years of you fighting the good fight over there, mostly in a very respectful way (despite some abuse). Liked the banter, frankly. Slushie and dice on HR are others that converse in a top-notch way.
I don't know if a recall is in order but these gentleman are lucky Grip wasn't added to the list. I feel his polling numbers would have sky rocked after it was learned that he was recruited D1 for 3 sports and was the potential captain of the co-ed intramural kickball team!
Ain't nobody dope-slap me anywhere. I'm trying to be respectful of their desire to have the culture they want on their board.
It's funny, though. When I'd run into people at events that knew who I was (which wasn't difficult to decipher at all), almost every one would say "You know, you got a point, but they'll never listen to it." So, I stopped sharing it.
Crop, there is a reason the G is dead.They chase off all the people who want to discuss all wrestling and not just the gophers. Come on back, you at least get the discussion going.
That double negative would be a yes. But even though you totally deserved it I don't believe in kicking a man when he is down.
3-25-17 Top wrestling message boards
1) The Guillotine- Most knowledgeable fans who usually display Minnesota Nice.
2) The Open Mat- Just the right amount of info and playfulness.
3) Hawkeye Report- Desperately desire a time machine, will eat their young.
4) B&W- Intoxicated by newfound success, think Mark Hall would be a flop without Cael's coaching.
5) 34 and counting- Don't deserve the best coach in D1.
While I appreciate the sentiment, because I'd post often and attempt to bring entertainment, I'd be "making it all about me" and "playing the victim card." I browse, even post a bit here and there. It's a good board for what they want.
Personally speaking, folkstyle is a way for me to tie the year over until freestyle is more heavily-followed. I love PSU. I love watching exciting duals and B10/Natty's, but I probably enjoy myself more during US Open/Final X/Fargo. The G is very folkstyle-based (and I'm not saying that is a bad thing) and desires to be Gopher-centric. I get that. I'd sit and chat about Wisconsin reeling in recruits right now and how it's happening for an hour with somebody, if they wanted to. I'd discuss Michigan's recent "Wrestle for another country"-tactic. That all intrigues me. But it wouldn't light up the board over there. That's fine, but that's also why I'm here. Additionally, the bullshitting humor fun is a huge plus.
I'm not saying The G is bad. I read that, Themat.com, and HR, but I most-religiously read here. And I feel absolutely no shame in self-indulging this entire post because I WON THE DAMN POLL and I AM THE GREATEST MIND IN WRESTLING NOT PAID TO SHARE IT.
Maybe. But I'm told there are times I'm a subtle troll, eloquent troll, or wolf in sheep's clothing. Or crying crocodile tears.
With respect to Crop and the G . . . can I just say that he became so much more readable since he swapped out the creepy Bieber mugshot avatar?
The ones that have been around long enough to see the subtlety of shade you throw in your parodies know that you could be whichever of those you choose.Maybe. But I'm told there are times I'm a subtle troll, eloquent troll, or wolf in sheep's clothing. Or crying crocodile tears.
With respect to Crop and the G . . . can I just say that he became so much more readable since he swapped out the creepy Bieber mugshot avatar?
Yes, I've read that, and find it easy to dismiss one-percenters, so should you. Staying as long as you have, and trying to engage them in conversation is unlike others that are either there to provoke intentionally, or do so because they simply can't help themselves. It's their board, and you show (my opinion) the right amount of conversing, push-back when they act out, and honesty (they do have good wrestlers and a very good team).Maybe. But I'm told there are times I'm a subtle troll, eloquent troll, or wolf in sheep's clothing. Or crying crocodile tears.
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