POLL: Who's the Hottest? Retro BWI 'Judge Smails' Edition....

[anon_xdc8rmuek44eq]

Used to be the Judge would have to scour the internet for days, using up all his precious bandwidth to post polling pics for the BWI masses. Now, he's busy with all the crootin' stuff and and planning fancy ski trips and I have to pick up the slack. So, in honor of how we used to do it, here is a celebrity free poll of the internets finest!

Pick three and Happy Friday!

1. Sauna

2. Two fer

3. Tuggin'

4. Go Buffs

5. Freckles

6. One lump or two?

7. Smile

8. For Tom

9. Magic Hour

10. Nail Biter

 

[CbusLion10]

You had me at sauna

 

[anon_xdc8rmuek44eq]

You had me at sauna

Yeah - probably shouldn't have led off with her - not sure if folks will scroll further down...

 

[Woodpecker]

Yeah - probably shouldn't have led off with her - not sure if folks can scroll further down...

FIFY

 

[psuro]

For Tom
FTW.

 

[anon_xdc8rmuek44eq]

1. Sauna
2. Smile
3. Two Fer

 

[Obliviax]

I'd vote but feel like many of these girls don't look like they have their drivers licenses yet. While I've got no problem with it, for me personally, edging into the 'creepy' category (as a father with a 14 year old who is addicted to snapchat with 95 of her closest friends).

 

[anon_xdc8rmuek44eq]

I'd vote but feel like many of these girls don't look like they have their drivers licenses yet. While I've got no problem with it, for me personally, edging into the 'creepy' category (as a father with a 14 year old who is addicted to snapchat with 95 of her closest friends).

 

[palmettolion]

1. Freckles, I'm such a sucker for those.
2. Tuggin
3. Sauna

Thanks Midnighter, well worth the wait!

 

[razpsu]

For Tom needs to eat a burger and the last one looks like she has a cold.

Smile and sauna

 

[Judge Smails]

Magic Hour (unclear, but whatever is going on there is quality)
Smile
Sauna

 

[cjrugger]

Freckles
Tuggin
One Lump

 

[Zenophile]

Used to be the Judge would have to scour the internet for days, using up all his precious bandwidth to post polling pics for the BWI masses. Now, he's busy with all the crootin' stuff and and planning fancy ski trips and I have to pick up the slack. So, in honor of how we used to do it, here is a celebrity free poll of the internets finest!

Pick three and Happy Friday!

1. Sauna

2. Two fer

3. Tuggin'

4. Go Buffs

5. Freckles

6. One lump or two?

7. Smile

8. For Tom

9. Magic Hour

10. Nail Biter

Magnificent

 

[KnightSlayer]

I'd vote but feel like many of these girls don't look like they have their drivers licenses yet. While I've got no problem with it, for me personally, edging into the 'creepy' category (as a father with a 14 year old who is addicted to snapchat with 95 of her closest friends).

Flag.


Joking, of course.

 

[Woodpecker]

Flag.


Joking, of course.

 

[Ranger Dan]

Amazing! Needs to be a Friday tradition?

 

[ST8FAN]

Sauna...but there's no contest if Two fer means both!

 

[Tom McAndrew]

well done, @Midnighter. The poll does the look of a @Judge Smails poll. I do miss the days of the Judge's interns.

I'm going with

Smile to win,
Sauna to place, and
One Lump or Two to show

In random order, Two fer, Nail Biter, Freckles, Tuggin' and For Tom were given serious consideration, and on another day might have made it into the top 3.

 

[meanmiJ01]

Much better than the Oscar's poll or whatever award show it was. Ro I definitely think Gif's going forward is the way to go. Two in a row that have been dy no mite!!!

 

[Judge Smails]

Magnificent

 

[JonNittany]

All of the above!

 

[Judge Smails]

Yeah - probably shouldn't have led off with her - not sure if folks will scroll further down...

As the resident Alison Brie expert, wtf was the context for the gif of her that I posted? Asking for a friend.

 

[anon_xdc8rmuek44eq]

As the resident Alison Brie expert, wtf was the context for the gif of her that I posted? Asking for a friend.

Legend has it....on Community she once said she did not know what ‘bukakke’ was. When told, she did her impression of what it must be like...it was recorded during an outtake. Think she nailed it.

 

[Judge Smails]

Legend has it....on Community she once said she did not know what ‘bukakke’ was. When told, she did her impression of what it must be like...it was recorded during an outtake. Think she nailed it.

Grab her and the "double penetration DRIBBLE penetration" girl and you have the solid start to a party.

 

[lionroar88]

Can I get a Smile in the Sauna?????

 

[Zenophile]

Legend has it....on Community she once said she did not know what ‘bukakke’ was. When told, she did her impression of what it must be like...it was recorded during an outtake. Think she nailed it.

That's the spirit, Alison.

 

[anon_xdc8rmuek44eq]

That's the spirit, Alison.

I believe it’s called ‘gusto’....

 

[lionroar88]

Legend has it....on Community she once said she did not know what ‘bukakke’ was. When told, she did her impression of what it must be like...it was recorded during an outtake. Think she nailed it.

If that is true... that will forever be my favorite Alison Gif!!!!

 

[Zenophile]

I believe it’s called ‘gusto’....

She got the Lust for Life.

 

[N&B4PSU]

Used to be the Judge would have to scour the internet for days, using up all his precious bandwidth to post polling pics for the BWI masses. Now, he's busy with all the crootin' stuff and and planning fancy ski trips and I have to pick up the slack. So, in honor of how we used to do it, here is a celebrity free poll of the internets finest!

Pick three and Happy Friday!

1. Sauna

2. Two fer

3. Tuggin'

4. Go Buffs

5. Freckles

6. One lump or two?

7. Smile

8. For Tom

9. Magic Hour

10. Nail Biter

Absolutely the hardest poll contest I've seen here... amazing group! I'm gratified that even at my age my first 2 votes lined up with the mainstream lol. Thanx Mid for sharing. Now.. off to the gym.. not skipping the sauna this time!

 

[anon_xdc8rmuek44eq]

Absolutely the hardest poll contest I've seen here... amazing group! I'm gratified that even at my age my first 2 votes lined up with the mainstream lol. Thanx Mid for sharing. Now.. off to the gym.. not skipping the sauna this time!

You never know who could be in there....

 

[anon_xdc8rmuek44eq]

Absolutely the hardest poll contest I've seen here... amazing group! I'm gratified that even at my age my first 2 votes lined up with the mainstream lol. Thanx Mid for sharing. Now.. off to the gym.. not skipping the sauna this time!

Also...

 

[LafayetteBear]

Sauna
For Tom
One Lump or Two

 

[nittany119]

All of the above!

Agreed. This is one of the best polls ever. I see no reason I can’t love em all.

 

[BobPSU92]

Used to be the Judge would have to scour the internet for days, using up all his precious bandwidth to post polling pics for the BWI masses. Now, he's busy with all the crootin' stuff and and planning fancy ski trips and I have to pick up the slack. So, in honor of how we used to do it, here is a celebrity free poll of the internets finest!

Pick three and Happy Friday!

1. Sauna

2. Two fer

3. Tuggin'

4. Go Buffs

5. Freckles

6. One lump or two?

7. Smile

8. For Tom

9. Magic Hour

10. Nail Biter

I think I’m going to stay home tomorrow.

 

[ILLINOISLION]

well done, @Midnighter. The poll does the look of a @Judge Smails poll. I do miss the days of the Judge's interns.

I'm going with

Smile to win,
Sauna to place, and
One Lump or Two to show

In random order, Two fer, Nail Biter, Freckles, Tuggin' and For Tom were given serious consideration, and on another day might have made it into the top 3.

Fonzie’s at the WINdow looking for all of them to SHOW up at our PLACE!

 

[lj4heisman1]

Legend has it....on Community she once said she did not know what ‘bukakke’ was. When told, she did her impression of what it must be like...it was recorded during an outtake. Think she nailed it.

A see through dress on Community?

 

[anon_xdc8rmuek44eq]

A see through dress on Community?

That gif has obviously been tampered with. Here is the original...

And, since you're so discerning, here's a bonus (also from Community)...

 

[BobPSU92]

 

[wbcincy]

Outstanding work Midnighter, this one was a challenge to narrow down, I wanted 5 votes:

One lump for win
Smile for place
Sauna for show

Honorable mentions for Tuggin and freckles.