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PSU vs Marilyn : Autopsy

Nihilist Rodgers

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disclosure: I'm not a fan of Maryland.. in fact if you forced them to play with a HS team and they lost every game the next 42 years by 48 I'd be pissed that they didn't lose by more

1) congrats to that azzhat BEHIND ENEMY STENCH contributor from the Marilyn sight.. if you worked for Maryland for 2+ years you might think that cat 4 hurricanes are good way to fill up your backyard pool on the cheap

2) Pigrome literally sucks.. the few passes he hits were on plays we'd thought they'd run.. well, cuz they don't even know how to pass. I'm just disappointed he didn't allow us to pound the snot out of him, between running out of bounds and short-legging 3rd down scrambles he was harder than usual to assault. Somebody mentioned him as possibly being their future QB.. God I hope so.

3) DE's finally understand the contain concept... and it couldn't have come at a better game

4) The Twerps had 2 OL with draft grades who came back to college instead, wait until they have mass transfers and these guys move on.. Marilyn might now win 3 games next year. I hope they finish 2019 with their 9th string QB. Also, Prince is worthless, good job choosing the Terps, they shoulda' hid the candy bars from him instead of throwing them at other people... the goof probably picked up the candy bars off the ground and at them when everybody left. He is so slow he should be playing RT for the Buckeyes

5) Trace is the best PSU QB ever.... not the most talented arm, but the best. Koa ends career with 2 acceptable games.. If Herbstreit could actually play, he woulda been Trace.. same game.. Trace 3x as good LOL.

6) LB will be sick, watch Brooks end up as good as Parsons or Brandon Smith. Outstanding job by Pry. Even #6 rounding into form.

7) Sanders has been terrible in one way.. he is the equivalent of a red zone interception every game.. vs MSU we are going to put it away and he gives them life.. vs Wisky in the red zone.. he limits our ability to put teams away. If he thinks he can get away with that in the NFL, he will have a very short career. He seems to lack concentration. Every yard he fights for, I cringe even harder knowing what is coming next.

8) Pinegar still needs a lot of work, despite a high make % as of late.. the FG he hit early was his best kick all year.. it was a tough angle in the cold and he actually got some lift over the LOS.

9) our PR have been a total letdown the last 4 games.. they have given up field position and dropped balls all over the place starting at IU. As good as KJ is, he lacks hands on punts.. even #3 fell apart late (you had one job).. that is the diff between a final 4 team and the rest of the pack, you can't have guys catching punts with the yips 5 games in a row. The $hitty punters we have played against haven't helped.

10) Shorter has some work.. at this point he clearly trails his rookie counterparts in target effectiveness. Sick WR class.

11) Freiermuth is a TE god..he might turn out better overall than Gesicky. We might need a statue by the time he leaves.

12) special shout out to Turd Jurkin, I can't believe the Maryland boosters actually went to battle for this imp. Great job of making Maryland fans and boosters look soulless. I still hope a disgruntled UMD player beats him silly in an alley 3 years from now on some random Tuesday night. Punching his goofy teeth right down his throat. When he is lying in the hospital sucking oatmeal thru a straw, they can show him movie clips of animals attacking each other.

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