Sergio going off the market

[Thus Spake Mainer]

Prediction is, that at the alter, when asked for his "I Do", he will waggle "I", "I", "I" about ten times before finally spitting it out "I Do".

http://www.golfchannel.com/news/grill-room/garcia-tweets-hes-getting-married

 

[senatedon]

Canon in zzzzzzzzzzz chosen by the bride

 

[olelion]

And with his putting.................how long before he gets it in the hole?

 

[Norm Petersin]

Maybe before majors, she will kiss his balls for good luck

 

[91Joe95]

Casey is extremely disappointed at the news.

 

[Relayer]

Now he's a Texas Longhorn fan for life. Who could have predicted that 18 years ago? I guess he realizes our country isn't so bad afterall.