that Harbaugh and Narduzzi and Kelly and Dantonio and others used before Penn State's season started to turn around. (I borrowed this from a friend on another board, so please don't give me any credit for creating it)
Can't win the big game? Nope
Franklin can't coach? Nope
Haven't shown improvement? Nope
Offense isn't exciting? Nope
Won't get tv exposure? Nope
Poor fan support? Nope
Freshmen won't play? Nope
Can't compete with the big dogs? Nope
Poor facilities? Nope
Poor grad rates? Nope
Poor atmosphere for young black men? Nope
Discipline issues? Nope
Won't win championships? Nope
Can't win on the road in the Big Ten? Nope
Can't win the big game? Nope
Franklin can't coach? Nope
Haven't shown improvement? Nope
Offense isn't exciting? Nope
Won't get tv exposure? Nope
Poor fan support? Nope
Freshmen won't play? Nope
Can't compete with the big dogs? Nope
Poor facilities? Nope
Poor grad rates? Nope
Poor atmosphere for young black men? Nope
Discipline issues? Nope
Won't win championships? Nope
Can't win on the road in the Big Ten? Nope
