So Much For The Negative Recruiting Checklist...

[DavidM]

that Harbaugh and Narduzzi and Kelly and Dantonio and others used before Penn State's season started to turn around. (I borrowed this from a friend on another board, so please don't give me any credit for creating it)

Can't win the big game? Nope
Franklin can't coach? Nope
Haven't shown improvement? Nope
Offense isn't exciting? Nope
Won't get tv exposure? Nope
Poor fan support? Nope
Freshmen won't play? Nope
Can't compete with the big dogs? Nope
Poor facilities? Nope
Poor grad rates? Nope
Poor atmosphere for young black men? Nope
Discipline issues? Nope
Won't win championships? Nope
Can't win on the road in the Big Ten? Nope

 

[Zenophile]

We Are? PENN STATE

 

[RJB]

that Harbaugh and Narduzzi and Kelly and Dantonio and others used before Penn State's season started to turn around. (I borrowed this from a friend on another board, so please don't give me any credit for creating it)

Can't win the big game? Nope
Franklin can't coach? Nope
Haven't shown improvement? Nope
Offense isn't exciting? Nope
Won't get tv exposure? Nope
Poor fan support? Nope
Freshmen won't play? Nope
Can't compete with the big dogs? Nope
Poor facilities? Nope
Poor grad rates? Nope
Poor atmosphere for young black men? Nope
Discipline issues? Nope
Won't win championships? Nope
Can't win on the road in the Big Ten? Nope

What was the negative pitch MSU used on Miles Sanders?

 

[DonP74]

Can't make second half adjustments? Nope

 

[dwiz]

And there was much poo-pooing in the halls of the BOT.

 

[fairgambit]

that Harbaugh and Narduzzi and Kelly and Dantonio and others used before Penn State's season started to turn around. (I borrowed this from a friend on another board, so please don't give me any credit for creating it)

Can't win the big game? Nope
Franklin can't coach? Nope
Haven't shown improvement? Nope
Offense isn't exciting? Nope
Won't get tv exposure? Nope
Poor fan support? Nope
Freshmen won't play? Nope
Can't compete with the big dogs? Nope
Poor facilities? Nope
Poor grad rates? Nope
Poor atmosphere for young black men? Nope
Discipline issues? Nope
Won't win championships? Nope
Can't win on the road in the Big Ten? Nope

Wait a minute. How about these negatives?
Fails to dig nose during games. Yes.
Fails to put stickers on helmets for good plays. Yes.
Fails to go ballistic over every call that goes against Penn State. Yes.
Fails to be critical of our BIG RIVAL, Rutgers. Yes.
Fails to have uniforms that look like the inside of a New Orleans whore house. Yes.
Fails to open recruiting camps in the Aleutian Islands? Yes.
There are a lot more, but I don't want to be too negative.