We now know why the total solar eclipse is occurring, thanks to Large Marge. The eclipse and last week's East Coast earthquake are "a sign to repent."
We also know how not to view a solar eclipse, courtesy of our Orange Grifter in Chief:
Opinion | Marjorie Taylor Greene is reading too hard into the total solar eclipse
The Georgia congresswoman sees Monday's eclipse and Friday's earthquake in New York as a sign to "repent." How quaint.
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We also know how not to view a solar eclipse, courtesy of our Orange Grifter in Chief:
How not to watch a solar eclipse, courtesy of Donald Trump
In 2017, the president of the United States stared directly at the sun, squinting and pointing at it. Don’t do that.
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