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Las Vegas Shooting: Festival banned attendees from carrying firearms

Talk about playing straight to your idiot, emo-driven readers. Yeah, if only there had been 20,000 drunken festival attendees blindly shooting at the Mandalay Bay hotel all of this could have been avoided!!

 

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