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What ever happened to Cruisin'?

During the recent hot summer, his window AC unit stopped working. He was released from his janitorial position at Jasna because he kept showing up for work very smelly and disheveled, and the nonresident aliens that worked there illegally found him to be too offensive to work with. His landlord then threw him out of the house when he missed rent payments. He wanted to move into Lubert's basement, but some of Joyner's relatives were still in there. Last I heard he was interviewing for the Provost's job at Pitt.
 
All true. And someone posted pictures of his house and his window air conditioners and all his delusions about being some rich jersey guy were ruined.

I’d rather be a poor guy in any state than be a rich Jersey guy.
 
He outed himself. His twitter handle is/was @cruisingroute66, and he used his real name--John Zipay--on his twitter account. He also has a LinkedIn account which gives the town he lives in and his Penn State degree. According to a post here from Anthony Lubrano, Zipay confirmed his name to Lubrano (if I recall correctly, Lubrano had known him prior to the information Zipay put online in his twitter and linkedin accounts being brought to the attention of this board) and "gave permission" to Lubrano to discuss him by name here.
 
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I’d rather be a poor guy in any state than be a rich Jersey guy.

Not me. New Jersey has some great places to live. Here is a very nice home in Alpine, New Jersey.
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I just figured he was associating with people more of his social standing, better than people like us.

I hate me.

they are huddled around the wing of the lear jet they collectively own, roasting marshmallows and laughing at the little people. I mean they own the wing. just the wing. of John Surma's jet.
 
There is still plenty of time for karma to catch up to him. Somehow, I don't think the good Lord is all that crazy about people like him. We all have a Judgement Day coming, and when certain people's Judgment Day comes, they're going to be standing room only.
They can all say what they want.....I know I wish I could carry Joe's resume instead of mine to the Pearly Gates.
 
There is still plenty of time for karma to catch up to him. Somehow, I don't think the good Lord is all that crazy about people like him. We all have a Judgement Day coming, and when certain people's Judgment Day comes, they're going to be standing room only.
with no window air conditioners allowed?
 
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