...your crew is having a party to watch the Iowa/Ok State match.
You know you're a wrestling junky when...
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..... When you have a quick answer for the poor guy whose wife wants to go out to eat right before a match. 
... when you schedule your wedding around states.
...when your vacation is in St Louis, or Oklahoma City, or Des Moines, or..............
...you count Goldbanger among your friends.
.......after 25 years in the sport, failing to hit weights hard in the offseason, leaves your secret move open to the FULL COURT PRESS
Have some very good friends from this board and you are certainly one of them Roar!
What time can we show up?
Right? Address, please, Goldbanger!
Y'all know how much I love you here, having said that, our get together is not at my home. Therefore, I can not extend an open invitation and/or an address. We should consider a BWI wrestling board get together though.
Sorta did that last year...at Letterman's. Good time...I'm remembering a dozen or more folks from the board.
Believe that was before the tOSU dual. I had myself an excellent time chatting with Roar, NoVa -- think it was about 12 or so from the board.
... You spend an hour at a wrestling tournament trying to convince your best friend to move his wedding because his oblivious wife picked the date of World Team Trials in a location close enough to drive to?
No dice, though. Now, I'm THAT friend.
No dice, though. Now, I'm THAT friend.
You are a CPA that take time off to go to St. Louis during tax season.
When your wife goes for a high crotch and you get into a crack down position
....when you argue your weight at the doctor's office because "I have 4 lbs. worth of clothes on"
Goldbanger ..you are quite the celebrity on this board now ...you have Cropduster, Azchief, NoVa Lion, Roar and god knows who else replying to your commentary ..can I get your autograph tomorrow when we get together for a 'wraslin geet togeter' ..wanted to post you in your 'Goldbanger outfit' but couldn't figure it out
When you hug somebody you instinctively go for a body lock.
Or when your wife hugs you but you feel uncomfortable because she has an underhook in so you swim out of it to get double unders
When you instinctively assume a stance after shaking hands with your boss, your customers, your father in law, your friends, your financial planner, your tax accountant, your priest ...
When you see this ...
... and think they want an Illegal Fist to the Back call.
... and think they want an Illegal Fist to the Back call.
When you see this ...
... and think they want an Illegal Fist to the Back call.
Guessing they wanted a stall call
YES!!! An annual tradition for me.
Is it bad that I do this when my kid tries to hug me?
Ha ha! Or when your wife starts to bearhug you from behind over your arm(s) and you Gazzoni windmill your arm and backstep-turn out of her embrace before she should, god forbid, lock her hands around you.
that windmill action you speak of cost me 2 years of very limited use of my right arm a couple of years back. If you are 55 try to avoid using it
Ouch! Glad your arm works again. I'll be careful. If my wife hugs me from behind again, I'll disconnect the car battery!
It's a virtual guarantee you can run into our crew at Whiskers before ANY home dual, unless it's at BJC, in which case Lettermen's would be the venue. 07mantle, AZ may have to school us on posting a picture as I can't get it done either. I was going to make that "picture" he posted as my avatar but it says it's too "long". Never heard that one before!!
No, but the inside trip might be a little excessive.
But if you're losing, you might want to try a duck under.
...When you think it is completely normal to use a word like Delgado as a verb.
... or Dake
....When your wondering if this Alec Baldwin guy is lucky enough to be related to Stephen
... or Dake
....When your wondering if this Alec Baldwin guy is lucky enough to be related to Stephen
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