10 SOG vs 3. This game should have been worse than 2-1. The Reds looking really good.
Did Harry Kane even play?
2018-2019 English Premier League thread
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Did Harry Kane even play?
You have to wonder if he's lost his mojo after the World Cup. He was basically invisible.
Yes, the Reds were superior, they played very, very well, looked really, really strong. F' em.
Not sure about him but yea, Liverpool was really doing well against them. I think it took the TOTS extra time to score.
Solid team & I really do like Salah and Klopp is quite the manager.
It will be a long and interesting season!!
Nobody can lay claim this early but I am happy with Liverpool obviously.
I will be anxious to hear what Mainer has to say about his trip to Wembley for the game. I am a card carrying Spurs member. Got my season welcome kit last week. Someday I hope to get to the new White Hart Lane for a game. Heck any game would be fine with me.
Indeed, seeing a live game ranks 2nd to none.
Seeimg a Liverpool game is, well,......over the top!
Top of the table, boys.
Just might be temporary Judge! Just keep it warm for Liverpool! ;-)
Next week will be interesting. Chelsea plays at Anfield on Wed in League cup and then they play at Stamford Bridge on Saturday.Top of the table, boys.
bttt.Oh mainer! MAINER!!!
Liverpool 3 PSG 2
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Suck it mainer!!!!!
Just got back today, will be difficult to stay up for the PSU game, by game time in a few minutes I will have been up 20 hours already. Wembley is your typical modern stadium but the English don't do support infrastructure very well, that is getting to and from the venue. Liverpool fans are truly the biggest wankers in the league, and that's saying a lot. They either still live in the 1980s or think the season is five weeks long. My Spurs+ kit too arrived while I was away, why did it come from Sweden?
Yes, that's what Liverpoop is famous for.
Nah!
But you taught the Tots how sir!!
Do you have a man-crush on Mainer? Hmmm?Liverpool 3 Southampton 0
Suck it again mainer!!
Hey Totties. I won a little money on your Spurs yesterday. Nice win. Almost blew it at the end.
Looks like we have a new team at the top of the table.
How so Grant?
Maybe baby mainer will show up and explain it to us all!!
Oh lil sheet mainer???
{crickets chirping}
He's probably off giving head like the rest of the Tots fans!!!
bttt.
Until the lil b*tch responds!
Come on mainer, take it like a man,...or at least like Richard Simons!!
Until the lil b*tch responds!
Come on mainer, take it like a man,...or at least like Richard Simons!!
Q: What do you call 100 Liverpool supporters at the bottom of a cliff?
A: A good start!
Q: What is the difference between a battery and an Scouser?
A: A battery has a positive side.
Q: What do you call a dead Liverpool Fan in a closet?
A: Last years winner of the hide and seek contest.
Q: What do you say to a Liverpool supporter with a good looking bird on his arm?
A: Nice tattoo
Q: What do you call an Liverpool fan that does well on an IQ test?
A: A cheat.
Q: You're trapped in a room with a Lion, Cobra snake and an Liverpool Fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot the Liverpool Fan. Twice.
Q: What is the difference between Liverpool and a cup of tea?
A: The tea stays in the cup longer!
Q: What do you call an Liverpool fan in a suit?
A: The accused.
Q: Why did God make Liverpool supporters smelly?
A: So blind people could laugh at them too!
Q: What ship didn't make it to Liverpool?
A: The premier ship
Q: Why don't they drink tea at Anfield?
A: Because all the cups are in Manchester.
Q: Why do Liverpool blokes drink from a saucer?
A: Because the cup's always in Manchester!
Q: What's the difference between Frequent Flyer Miles and Liverpool?
A: Frequent Flyer Miles earn points.
Q: What do you call 5 Liverpool fans standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: Why are Liverpool strikers like grizzly bears?
A: Every fall they go into hibernation.
Q: What's the difference between a line of cocaine and a pair of Liverpool tickets?
A: People would pass up a pair of Liverpool tickets.
Q: What's the difference between a fat chick and a Liverpool striker?
A: Even a fat chick scores every once in a while!
Q: Why do Liverpool fans suck at geometry?
A: Because they never have any points.
Q: What does a fine wine and Liverpool have in common?
A: They both spend a lot of time in the cellar, cost too much and are only enjoyed on select occasions.
Q: Why do people like driving a car with a Liverpool fan?
A: Because you can park in the handicap zone!
Q: What do you call a goalkeeper that wins a BAFTA?
A: Slumdog Mignolet.
Q: Whats the difference between Liverpool and a mosquito?
A: A mosquito stops sucking.
Q: What is the difference between an Liverpool supporter and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
Q: What do I have in common with Liverpool?
A: Next week, we'll both be watching the Champions League final on television.
Q: What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Liverpool fan?
A: The bucket.
Q: How do you castrate an Liverpool supporter?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth
Q: What does a Liverpool fan do when his team has won the Champions League?
A: He turns off the PlayStation.
Q: What does an Liverpool supporter and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: How do you keep an Liverpool fan from masterbating?
A: You paint Red Devils on his dick and he won't beat it for 4 years!
Q. Why do ducks fly over Anfield upside down?
A. There's nothing worth craping on!
Q: Did you hear that Liverpool doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.
Q: How do you stop a Liverpool supporter from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in an Arsenal jersey!
Q: Why did god invent alcohol?
A: So Liverpool supporters can get laid too.
Q: What do you get when you cross Liverpool with a policeman?
A: A Kop.
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask a Liverpool supporter!
Q: Why is it so easy to score on the Liverpool defense?
A: 'Cause they no longer have the Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels.
Q: What's the difference between onions and a Liverpool supporter?
A: I cry when I cut up onions...
Q: What's the difference between Liverpool supporters and mosquitoes?
A: Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer.
Q: Why are Liverpool jokes getting dumb and dumber?
A: Because Liverpool supporters have started to make them up themselves.
Q: What is the shortest book in the world called?
A: Intelligent Liverpool supporters.
A: A good start!
Q: What is the difference between a battery and an Scouser?
A: A battery has a positive side.
Q: What do you call a dead Liverpool Fan in a closet?
A: Last years winner of the hide and seek contest.
Q: What do you say to a Liverpool supporter with a good looking bird on his arm?
A: Nice tattoo
Q: What do you call an Liverpool fan that does well on an IQ test?
A: A cheat.
Q: You're trapped in a room with a Lion, Cobra snake and an Liverpool Fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot the Liverpool Fan. Twice.
Q: What is the difference between Liverpool and a cup of tea?
A: The tea stays in the cup longer!
Q: What do you call an Liverpool fan in a suit?
A: The accused.
Q: Why did God make Liverpool supporters smelly?
A: So blind people could laugh at them too!
Q: What ship didn't make it to Liverpool?
A: The premier ship
Q: Why don't they drink tea at Anfield?
A: Because all the cups are in Manchester.
Q: Why do Liverpool blokes drink from a saucer?
A: Because the cup's always in Manchester!
Q: What's the difference between Frequent Flyer Miles and Liverpool?
A: Frequent Flyer Miles earn points.
Q: What do you call 5 Liverpool fans standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: Why are Liverpool strikers like grizzly bears?
A: Every fall they go into hibernation.
Q: What's the difference between a line of cocaine and a pair of Liverpool tickets?
A: People would pass up a pair of Liverpool tickets.
Q: What's the difference between a fat chick and a Liverpool striker?
A: Even a fat chick scores every once in a while!
Q: Why do Liverpool fans suck at geometry?
A: Because they never have any points.
Q: What does a fine wine and Liverpool have in common?
A: They both spend a lot of time in the cellar, cost too much and are only enjoyed on select occasions.
Q: Why do people like driving a car with a Liverpool fan?
A: Because you can park in the handicap zone!
Q: What do you call a goalkeeper that wins a BAFTA?
A: Slumdog Mignolet.
Q: Whats the difference between Liverpool and a mosquito?
A: A mosquito stops sucking.
Q: What is the difference between an Liverpool supporter and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
Q: What do I have in common with Liverpool?
A: Next week, we'll both be watching the Champions League final on television.
Q: What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Liverpool fan?
A: The bucket.
Q: How do you castrate an Liverpool supporter?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth
Q: What does a Liverpool fan do when his team has won the Champions League?
A: He turns off the PlayStation.
Q: What does an Liverpool supporter and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: How do you keep an Liverpool fan from masterbating?
A: You paint Red Devils on his dick and he won't beat it for 4 years!
Q. Why do ducks fly over Anfield upside down?
A. There's nothing worth craping on!
Q: Did you hear that Liverpool doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.
Q: How do you stop a Liverpool supporter from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in an Arsenal jersey!
Q: Why did god invent alcohol?
A: So Liverpool supporters can get laid too.
Q: What do you get when you cross Liverpool with a policeman?
A: A Kop.
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask a Liverpool supporter!
Q: Why is it so easy to score on the Liverpool defense?
A: 'Cause they no longer have the Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels.
Q: What's the difference between onions and a Liverpool supporter?
A: I cry when I cut up onions...
Q: What's the difference between Liverpool supporters and mosquitoes?
A: Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer.
Q: Why are Liverpool jokes getting dumb and dumber?
A: Because Liverpool supporters have started to make them up themselves.
Q: What is the shortest book in the world called?
A: Intelligent Liverpool supporters.
What?
We got that red-headed step child in front of us who we beat like we owned them last year??
And give credit to Liverpool for losing to Chelsea 2 - 1, have a good player get hurt and was out today.
Battled Chelsea to a 1 - 1 tie today.
STURRIDGE!!!!!!
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Goal
GOAL! DANIEL STURRIDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What. A. Goal.
Sturridge picks the ball up 20 yards out. Looks up. Archs one across goal towards the far top corner. And finds the top bin.
Incredible.
Goal
GOAL! DANIEL STURRIDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What. A. Goal.
Sturridge picks the ball up 20 yards out. Looks up. Archs one across goal towards the far top corner. And finds the top bin.
Incredible.
Huge comeback for Liverpool to at least stay even on points with MC. Very entertaining game vs Chelsea. Sets up a big on vs MC at Anfield next week.
Check out Arsenal keeping things interesting and lurking outside the top 4. Where is LionJim?
What is going on with MU? A 3-1 loss to West Ham? Ouch.
Check out Arsenal keeping things interesting and lurking outside the top 4. Where is LionJim?
What is going on with MU? A 3-1 loss to West Ham? Ouch.
