5 reasons PSU will not win in St Louis
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We must be in great shape. Click bait articles are always top 10 lists, but they could only find 5.
1. They cancel the tournament.
2. The tournament gets moved.
3. Penn State does not compete in tournament
...thats all I got
2. The tournament gets moved.
3. Penn State does not compete in tournament
...thats all I got
4. Twelve feet of snow falls in State College from Sunday night through Thursday morning.
There really does seem to be a desire to see our guys fail.. very strange.. but it will be all the more sweet when we hoist the championship trophy..
Ok , went and read the article and not very enlightening. Down on Nick , evidently they didn't get the memo. Somehow Joe Smith is now a threat and so are the rest of the Oklahoma. They are more impressed with those 10 then our firepower. All very boring
1. the world implodes
2. Zombie apocalypse starts
3. Red Dawn
this could be nearly as fun as the music thread
2. Zombie apocalypse starts
3. Red Dawn
this could be nearly as fun as the music thread
5. The plane skids off the runway in SC, as happened yesterday to the UM basketball team. No injuries.
4. North Korea happens
5. Iran happens
6. Rapture
7. End of the Book of Revelation.
8. Yellowstone Caldera explodes
9. Giant meteorite.
10. Our Sun explodes.
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Most of those wouldn't prevent us from winning.
I'm surprised flu, long bus rides and average officials haven't been listed yet.
- Budweiser is no longer american so we're not going to the city who sold it off!
- Nick doesn't make weight cause his plaster cast
- Nolf refuses to take any position besides his feet when his opponent chooses down
- Zain becomes empathetic and refuses to wrestle in fear of assault lawsuites
- Hall sits out trying to petition for his red shirt declaring he was just testing the waters
- Nick doesn't make weight cause his plaster cast
- Nolf refuses to take any position besides his feet when his opponent chooses down
- Zain becomes empathetic and refuses to wrestle in fear of assault lawsuites
- Hall sits out trying to petition for his red shirt declaring he was just testing the waters
There really is only one reason that would stop Penn State from winning:
Wait for it....
Only 7 scoring wrestlers
Wait for it....
Only 7 scoring wrestlers
These only afflict one team.
The street is reporting Darth Ryan is having the emergency eject buttons checked on the tanning beds.
I think you are confusing The Book of Genesis with The Book of Revelation. I don't see how Joseph dying and being buried in Egypt would hinder our championship aspirations this year.
Most of the reasons I could come up with, PSU has already incorporated within the program.
Team joins a cult? Mormon coach, Beaver Stadium, the Creamery, fun practices ... check.
4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse? Zain, Jason, Bo, Wreck Hall ... check.
Team joins a cult? Mormon coach, Beaver Stadium, the Creamery, fun practices ... check.
4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse? Zain, Jason, Bo, Wreck Hall ... check.
He still might make the 165 semis.
Watch who won't see him take the bait in 4....3....
Well considering that Moses later carried the bones of Joseph out of Egypt in the Book of Exodus, he'd be sorely out matched even at 125.
Couldn't read the article, but I take it as a compliment they were able to stretch it to 5 reasons. Or, at least that they had to.
Must mean PSU is viewed as clear favorites. If the article were titled with any other team the list stops at 1:
Reason why tOSU won't win title: 1. PSU
Reason why OSU won't win the title: 1. PSU
Reason why Iowa won't win the title: 1.PSU [ok, in Iowa's case there may be more than 1
].
Yep, that smarted. Upsets will happen though. Maybe someone else's turn to be upset this year?
10 reasons PSU will not win in St Louis
1) run out of gas
2) have a flat tire
3) don’t have enough money for cab fare
4) tux doesn’t come back from the cleaners
5) old friend comes in from out of town
6) someone steals their car
7) there is an earthquake
8) a terrible flood
9) locusts
10) not their fault, swear to God
1) run out of gas
2) have a flat tire
3) don’t have enough money for cab fare
4) tux doesn’t come back from the cleaners
5) old friend comes in from out of town
6) someone steals their car
7) there is an earthquake
8) a terrible flood
9) locusts
10) not their fault, swear to God
