A few nights ago I spent the night at the home of friends whose son played for Joe.

[Roar More]

We knocked down some Joe Paterno Lager and then I went off to slumber in the son's old room, decorated in a Penn State motif.

After nodding off, I dreamed we were playing Ohio State at home and right before the half, Joe ran a trick play that increased our lead. We went on to win.

After the game, I ran into Joe in a men's room in Beaver Stadium. I congratulated him on the win and the great call before the half. Joe said he had a philosophy regarding halftime. At this point, Joe broke into a little dance, much like the gopher in "Caddyshack," and sang, "Hey, hey, hey, hey, staying alive. Staying alive."

At that point I woke up.

I love my dreams.

 

[jerseylion109]

what is this?!

 

[Norm Petersin]

Must be strong lager.

 

[BlueBand]

Must be strong lager.

I suspect it wasn't something he drank.

 

[OldTiredLion]

Hmmmm. Now I feel deprived. My dreams usually involve weird things like sex or falling from cliffs. Last week I had one about being naked and chased by a pack of dogs. I should have Sigmund Freud on speed dial.

 

[butchnitt]

We knocked down some Joe Paterno Lager and then I went off to slumber in the son's old room, decorated in a Penn State motif.

After nodding off, I dreamed we were playing Ohio State at home and right before the half, Joe ran a trick play that increased our lead. We went on to win.

After the game, I ran into Joe in a men's room in Beaver Stadium. I congratulated him on the win and the great call before the half. Joe said he had a philosophy regarding halftime. At this point, Joe broke into a little dance, much like the gopher in "Caddyshack," and sang, "Hey, hey, hey, hey, staying alive. Staying alive."

At that point I woke up.


I love my dreams.

I had the same dream only difference is that Joe was doing the Tarantella.

 

[psuro]

We knocked down some Joe Paterno Lager and then I went off to slumber in the son's old room, decorated in a Penn State motif.

After nodding off, I dreamed we were playing Ohio State at home and right before the half, Joe ran a trick play that increased our lead. We went on to win.

After the game, I ran into Joe in a men's room in Beaver Stadium. I congratulated him on the win and the great call before the half. Joe said he had a philosophy regarding halftime. At this point, Joe broke into a little dance, much like the gopher in "Caddyshack," and sang, "Hey, hey, hey, hey, staying alive. Staying alive."

At that point I woke up.

I love my dreams.

Wait - in your dream, was Joe wearing a white leisure suit with black shirt? 'Cause in my version of this dream, he was.

 

[91Joe95]

Hmmmm. Now I feel deprived. My dreams usually involve weird things like sex or falling from cliffs. Last week I had one about being naked and chased by a pack of dogs. I should have Sigmund Freud on speed dial.

Sex is weird? Ah, never mind.

 

[Coultr77]

We knocked down some Joe Paterno Lager and then I went off to slumber in the son's old room, decorated in a Penn State motif.

After nodding off, I dreamed we were playing Ohio State at home and right before the half, Joe ran a trick play that increased our lead. We went on to win.

After the game, I ran into Joe in a men's room in Beaver Stadium. I congratulated him on the win and the great call before the half. Joe said he had a philosophy regarding halftime. At this point, Joe broke into a little dance, much like the gopher in "Caddyshack," and sang, "Hey, hey, hey, hey, staying alive. Staying alive."

At that point I woke up.

I love my dreams.

Did you number three your pants that night too?

 

[BlueBand]

Did you number three your pants that night too?

What's number three... ohhhhhh

 

[mmp121]

What's number three... ohhhhhh

1 + 2 = 3!

Hopefully I don't have to explain any further

 

[Peetz Pool Boy]

1 + 2 = 3!

Hopefully I don't have to explain any further

Apparently I was thinking of what must be #4 (hint: self-stimulated)