FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
12/28/2015
From:
Jeff Nelson Associate AD, Strategic Communications (
jtn4@psu.edu)
Re:
Travel to TaxSlayer Bowl
Earlier today, the Penn State Football Team arrived in Jacksonville to begin preparations for the January 2nd meeting between the Nittany Lions and the University of Georgia Bulldogs.
This will be the first meeting between these two historic programs since January 1st 1983, in the 49th annual Sugar Bowl. Penn State’s 27-23 victory in the 1983 Sugar Bowl sealed the program's first National Championship. On that day, the Penn State offense was led by star tailback Curt Warner, and All-American QB Todd Blackledge. A swarming Penn State defense shut down the Bulldog’s Heisman Trophy winning running back, Hershel Walker.
The 1982 Penn State squad – apparently – played without the need for a Head Coach.
The 2015 Penn State squad compiled a record of 7-5 in the rugged Big Ten East, and will be seeking its second bowl victory in as many seasons under Head Coach James Franklin.
The entire 163 member football program: the entire 126 member squad (including all injured, red-shirting, and non-scholarship student-athletes), the entire 10 man coaching staff, 12 man support staff, and the 15 person athletic training staff traveled together aboard a United 747-400 jetliner.
The chartered United 747-400 departed Harrisburg PA at 12:45 pm, and touched down in Jacksonville FLA at 2:27 pm.
Aside from the football traveling party of 163 people, it is not confirmed that anyone was seated in the remaining 211 seats on the United 747-400.
Contrary to unfounded speculation, it cannot be confirmed that 200+ empty suits enjoyed the first class travel accommodations. Neither Sandy Barbour (PSU Director of Athletics) nor PSU President Eric Barron could be reached for comment. Both Ms Barbour’s and Mr Barron’s offices noted that they were travelling between the hours of 12:30 and 2:30 pm, and were unavailable for comment.
Ms Julie DelGiorno – PSU Athletics Integrity Officer - was reached at her home earlier in the day, but was unable to speak at length, as she was “busy packing some sensible shoes….Ferragamo Wing Tips, men’s size 10 ½, and some loafers…for an important business trip”.
Attempts to reach any of the 21 Assistant/Associate Athletic Directors were similarly uneventful, as they all were unavailable due to travel commitments.
Given PSU Intercollegiate Athletics projected operating
profit of negative $16 million for the fiscal year ending in July 2016, and in accordance with Penn State ICA’s ongoing efforts to be the World Leader in fiscal responsibility, any of the non-athletic travel party (which may or may not exist) were responsible for procuring their own bellman service to load their luggage from their homes into the personal automobiles.
Personal automobiles – rather than chauffeured vehicles – were required to be used by all members of the administrative staff for travel to/from Harrisburg International Airport (fully reimbursed by the University, of course).
Rumors that hundreds of administrators and other non-athletic associates have been afforded luxury travel accommodations, five days of resort lodging, and unlimited food and beverage - all on the tab of Penn State ICA - are completely unfounded (which means, it may or may not be true, but no PSU spokesperson is authorized to comment).
In unrelated news: the media should be aware that from December 28th through January 2nd, any of the nineteen Vice-President or Vice-Provost members of Eric Barron’s Presidential Council can be reached at (904) 432-1467 (the concierge desk at the Omni Amelia Island….$279 per night).
Ms Barbour forwarded her best wishes to the members of the Penn State University Blue Band, who are travelling to Jacksonville aboard luxury motor coaches.
After taking up a collection among members of the PSU Official Travel Party (the existence of which can neither be confirmed or denied) Ms Barbour has pledged to cover the expenses of “Happy Meals for Everyone” as they make their way to Florida.
Ms Barbour herself contributed $500 to the fund….in the form of the Best Buy gift certificates she received upon the recent installation of the Samsung 78" Class Curved Screen LED 2160p Smart 4K Ultra HD TV (suggested retail price $8,999.98) in her recently re-redecorated office.
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