I took down my Rebel flag and peeled the NRA sticker off the front door of my house. I disconnected the home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch. I also bought two Pakistani flags on Ebay and raised them in my front yard, one at each corner, plus I placed a black flag of ISIS flag in the center.
Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7. I've never felt more safe in my life and I'm saving $49.95 per month
Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7. I've never felt more safe in my life and I'm saving $49.95 per month
