Sorry... just got back from breakfast with my wife... (3 pancakes, cheese+mushroom omelet+hashbrowns+toast&coffee, four cups of coffee... nearly at the tablecloth and napkins, too)...
The fentanyl was awesome...
Anyone who laid money down on ZERO POLYPS is a winner! I have the ass of a tenth-grader...
People are absolutely right that the prep/bowel-blasting and the fasting are, by far, the worst part of a colonoscopy ... the most uncomfortable thing about the procedure itself was getting my blood-pressure taken and the IV, which was nothing (and I’m a big baby)...
Nothing even to indicate that I had someone’s fist up my ass with a cam-corder and a soldering-iron (interpretation: unlike when I had the ol’ digital prostate exam (that one I felt for days) there is nothing going on down there that makes need to forgive “ those who trespass against us” )...
When i asked about taking a pro-biotic, this Highly recommended Israeli-trained gastroenterologist told me to not even bother with pro-biotics (the company I work for has entrants in that rapidly-growing product-category) citing that the best pro-biotic is human-feces (yay!), in fact, in extreme medical cases he does human-feces implants ... he mentioned there is a lab in Chicago that sells/ships frozen feces for this purpose, when specific bacteria are called for (good ta know) ... health claims from yogurt and beverage-based probiotics (eg: kombucha) are dubious, he said...
Also got a call from my boss... he informed me certain NCAA CFP sponsor with historically-annoying commercials is sending me and my wife to the SEC title game on Dec1
