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[Tom McAndrew]

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PennLive: Penn State wrestlers open Big Ten schedule with 44-3 rout of Indiana

CDT: Fast falls and other takeaways from Penn State wrestling's win over Indiana

Roar Lions Roar: Penn State Wrestling Throttles Indiana, 44-3

Black Shoe Diaries: Penn State Wrestling Steamrolls Indiana 44-3

Altoona Mirror: Healthy Lions dominate Hoosiers

Onward State: No. 1 Penn State Wrestling Throttles Indiana 44-3

Williamsport Sun-Gazette: Penn State dominates Hoosiers

Daily Collegian: Penn State wrestling dominates Indiana in Big Ten opener

 

[Dogwelder]

BSD: “Mark Hall used a houdini act to avoid giving up the first takedown to Indiana’s Devin Skatkza and then proceeded to tilt the Hoosier like he were an old pinball game”

[I posted the sentence just because I enjoyed the metaphors. But now I notice that young readers probably won’t enjoy them much.]

 

[RoarLions1]

BSD: “Mark Hall used a houdini act to avoid giving up the first takedown to Indiana’s Devin Skatkza and then proceeded to tilt the Hoosier like he were an old pinball game”

[I posted the sentence just because I enjoyed the metaphors. But now I notice that young readers probably won’t enjoy them much.]

Not only that, and some of you may have to add to this comment...during the next sequence, when Skatzka had Mark in a Russian Tie, Mark lowered his level, and had the slickest of takedowns...not sure I've seen one quite like it. Haven't seen a replay, though I will.

 

[SJP80]

BSD: “Mark Hall used a houdini act to avoid giving up the first takedown to Indiana’s Devin Skatkza and then proceeded to tilt the Hoosier like he were an old pinball game”

[I posted the sentence just because I enjoyed the metaphors. But now I notice that young readers probably won’t enjoy them much.]

What's pinball? What's a houdini act?

 

[NoVa Lion]

What's pinball? What's a houdini act?

I was wondering the same things.

 

[Cowbell Man]

Not only that, and some of you may have to add to this comment...during the next sequence, when Skatzka had Mark in a sian Tie, Mark lowered his level, and had the slickest of takedowns...not sure I've seen one quite like it. Haven't seen a replay, though I will.

There’s a replay but you still won’t see him move.

“You must have been booking. How fast do you think you were going”.
—-Bob Incredible to his son, Dash.

 

[tikk10]

BSD: “Mark Hall used a houdini act to avoid giving up the first takedown to Indiana’s Devin Skatkza and then proceeded to tilt the Hoosier like he were an old pinball game”

[I posted the sentence just because I enjoyed the metaphors. But now I notice that young readers probably won’t enjoy them much.]

Yeah, I'll bet neither Hall nor Skatkza even know what a Hoosier is.

Modernized redraft:
Mark Hall made like David Blaine, stealing all of Devin Skatkza's extra consonants before tilting the Indiana native into the Upside-Down.

 

[El-Jefe]

There’s a replay but you still won’t see him move.

“You must have been booking. How fast do you think you were going”.
—-Bob Incredible to his son, Dash.

Someone should make an extra slow mo version of it, complete with Six Million Dollar Man sound effects.