This is what happens when you hire a figurehead and expect them to perform at a high level.
When the emphasis is on the wrong metrics, you get what you bargained for. How well does he adhere to "Success with Honor", keep the names off jerseys, a great ambassador, nice personable guy, does he respect JoePa, etc. Well, we got our man.
So enjoy, the next few years should be lots of fun. By the end of his tenure, we might have learned what the important metrics are when searching for a coach. Until then, we are handicapped by the mindset of finding the second coming of Paterno, all the time being the laughingstock of college football.