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Cael’s World Domination Plan Coming Together

24 national titles with 16 in my short 36 years. WTF are you talking about miserable fan base? Time to wake up! Foolish
 
Newsflash. You lost the NCAA title this year. Why is that so hard to accept?
 
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Newsflash. You lost the NCAA title this year. Why is that so hard to accept?

Who isn't accepting it?

I think we all know that Iowa won this year. Congrats! And if you think the events of the past few weeks show that Iowa is back at the pinnacle of wrestling, congrats again!

I think the general consensus among us PSU fans is that, despite the results of NCAAs this year, we're pretty comfortable with where the team and program in general stands.
 
Who isn't accepting it?

I think we all know that Iowa won this year. Congrats! And if you think the events of the past few weeks show that Iowa is back at the pinnacle of wrestling, congrats again!

I think the general consensus among us PSU fans is that, despite the results of NCAAs this year, we're pretty comfortable with where the team and program in general stands.
Pinnacle? No, but Iowa is the best overall Team in college wrestling. They were the best last year, this year and have a good chance to be the best next year.

And as far as comfort goes, there is no such thing in this sport. Someone younger, faster and stronger is always coming for you!
 
Pinnacle? No, but Iowa is the best overall Team in college wrestling. They were the best last year, this year and have a good chance to be the best next year.

And as far as comfort goes, there is no such thing in this sport. Someone younger, faster and stronger is always coming for you!

Look, you do you.

But if I get to the point that I can't enjoy or be comfortable with being a PSU fan out of some weird fear that it will have a negative impact on the team's performance, I'll probably have to sit down and reflect on some things.
 
They won an NCAA title and they are still enraged. Winning the NCAA championship for them was like finally sleeping with the Prom Queen, then the next day finding out she had crabs.
Terrible analogy. Don’t embarrass us or yourself.

A better analogy would be finally having a moment with the prom queen and realizing she was a bit “roomy” from her recent experiences.
 
Who isn't accepting it?

I think we all know that Iowa won this year. Congrats! And if you think the events of the past few weeks show that Iowa is back at the pinnacle of wrestling, congrats again!

I think the general consensus among us PSU fans is that, despite the results of NCAAs this year, we're pretty comfortable with where the team and program in general stands.
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Terrible analogy. Don’t embarrass us or yourself.

A better analogy would be finally having a moment with the prom queen and realizing she was a bit “roomy” from her recent experiences.
OMG indeed...."roomy" I am truly laughing out loud!!
 
Pinnacle? No, but Iowa is the best overall Team in college wrestling. They were the best last year, this year and have a good chance to be the best next year.

And as far as comfort goes, there is no such thing in this sport. Someone younger, faster and stronger is always coming for you!
Question for you, which program would you rather be right now with an eye on the future (5 to 10 years)?
 
Terrible analogy. Don’t embarrass us or yourself.

A better analogy would be finally having a moment with the prom queen and realizing she was a bit “roomy” from her recent experiences.
Ah, an Austinit call back. Here ya go:

Maybe someone here can help me. Last night, my girlfriend and I were discussing what form of birth control we should switch to. She's had some problems with what she was using previously (she doesn't like the hormones and her the one type she used failed her before). She has suggested that I wear condoms in the past and brought it up again and I told her that condoms weren't an option if she wanted me to enjoy sex. She pushed for the reason why I couldn't use them with her but I have used them successfully in the past. I told her the combination of the latex barrier and the fact that she has kids was the reason I "couldn't feel anything" when we tried it the one time. She made me explain what I meant when I mentioned her having kids. I told her that she was looser and it was because she had given birth (I wasn't with her before she had kids so I don't know the difference, I just know compared to other girls I've been with). She was extrememly offended and hurt that I would say such a thing. I told her that she asked me and I told her the truth. I was frustrated and defensive at first but then I explained how I loved our sex life and I realize it's a normal thing for a woman to be looser after having kids. She said she didn't realize her body had changed (although she's joked about it in the past). She can't seem to get past it now. She is uncomfortable and embarrassed and isn't sure she can have sex with me any time soon.

Last night on the phone, she was upset,crying, lashing out and I told her I had to get off the phone to get work done. I didn't call her back to say good night or go over last night (which we briefly talked about before the fight) because I didn't know what to say to her and I'm sure that pissed her off as well. I didn't intend for my comment to be an insult. She says it definately was. I can't take it back so what am I supposed to do now? I'm frustrated and I think she's overreacting and making more out of my comment that she should. Opinions?

My tendency would be to never bring it up again unless she does. Suggestions?
 
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Ah, an Austinit call back. Here ya go:

Maybe someone here can help me. Last night, my girlfriend and I were discussing what form of birth control we should switch to. She's had some problems with what she was using previously (she doesn't like the hormones and her the one type she used failed her before). She has suggested that I wear condoms in the past and brought it up again and I told her that condoms weren't an option if she wanted me to enjoy sex. She pushed for the reason why I couldn't use them with her but I have used them successfully in the past. I told her the combination of the latex barrier and the fact that she has kids was the reason I "couldn't feel anything" when we tried it the one time. She made me explain what I meant when I mentioned her having kids. I told her that she was looser and it was because she had given birth (I wasn't with her before she had kids so I don't know the difference, I just know compared to other girls I've been with). She was extrememly offended and hurt that I would say such a thing. I told her that she asked me and I told her the truth. I was frustrated and defensive at first but then I explained how I loved our sex life and I realize it's a normal thing for a woman to be looser after having kids. She said she didn't realize her body had changed (although she's joked about it in the past). She can't seem to get past it now. She is uncomfortable and embarrassed and isn't sure she can have sex with me any time soon.

Last night on the phone, she was upset,crying, lashing out and I told her I had to get off the phone to get work done. I didn't call her back to say good night or go over last night (which we briefly talked about before the fight) because I didn't know what to say to her and I'm sure that pissed her off as well. I didn't intend for my comment to be an insult. She says it definately was. I can't take it back so what am I supposed to do now? I'm frustrated and I think she's overreacting and making more out of my comment that she should. Opinions?

My tendency would be to never bring it up again unless she does. Suggestions?
Sounds like you're gonna need Farmersonly.com.
 
Ah, an Austinit call back. Here ya go:

Maybe someone here can help me. Last night, my girlfriend and I were discussing what form of birth control we should switch to. She's had some problems with what she was using previously (she doesn't like the hormones and her the one type she used failed her before). She has suggested that I wear condoms in the past and brought it up again and I told her that condoms weren't an option if she wanted me to enjoy sex. She pushed for the reason why I couldn't use them with her but I have used them successfully in the past. I told her the combination of the latex barrier and the fact that she has kids was the reason I "couldn't feel anything" when we tried it the one time. She made me explain what I meant when I mentioned her having kids. I told her that she was looser and it was because she had given birth (I wasn't with her before she had kids so I don't know the difference, I just know compared to other girls I've been with). She was extrememly offended and hurt that I would say such a thing. I told her that she asked me and I told her the truth. I was frustrated and defensive at first but then I explained how I loved our sex life and I realize it's a normal thing for a woman to be looser after having kids. She said she didn't realize her body had changed (although she's joked about it in the past). She can't seem to get past it now. She is uncomfortable and embarrassed and isn't sure she can have sex with me any time soon.

Last night on the phone, she was upset,crying, lashing out and I told her I had to get off the phone to get work done. I didn't call her back to say good night or go over last night (which we briefly talked about before the fight) because I didn't know what to say to her and I'm sure that pissed her off as well. I didn't intend for my comment to be an insult. She says it definately was. I can't take it back so what am I supposed to do now? I'm frustrated and I think she's overreacting and making more out of my comment that she should. Opinions?

My tendency would be to never bring it up again unless she does. Suggestions?
A kid was born only as a head.
His mom use to sit him on the window sill and he'd watch the other kids play outside.
He lamented to his Mom wishing he could play catch with the other kids.
His mom told him to wish and pray for arms and to his amazement he woke up with arms.
The kid then lamented about not having legs to run after balls like the other kids.
His mom tells him to pray and wish for legs and to his amazement he wakes up with legs.
That very day while chasing a ball across the street he is run over and killed by a car.
The moral of the story?
Quit while you're ahead!😉
 
Ah, an Austinit call back. Here ya go:

Maybe someone here can help me. Last night, my girlfriend and I were discussing what form of birth control we should switch to. She's had some problems with what she was using previously (she doesn't like the hormones and her the one type she used failed her before). She has suggested that I wear condoms in the past and brought it up again and I told her that condoms weren't an option if she wanted me to enjoy sex. She pushed for the reason why I couldn't use them with her but I have used them successfully in the past. I told her the combination of the latex barrier and the fact that she has kids was the reason I "couldn't feel anything" when we tried it the one time. She made me explain what I meant when I mentioned her having kids. I told her that she was looser and it was because she had given birth (I wasn't with her before she had kids so I don't know the difference, I just know compared to other girls I've been with). She was extrememly offended and hurt that I would say such a thing. I told her that she asked me and I told her the truth. I was frustrated and defensive at first but then I explained how I loved our sex life and I realize it's a normal thing for a woman to be looser after having kids. She said she didn't realize her body had changed (although she's joked about it in the past). She can't seem to get past it now. She is uncomfortable and embarrassed and isn't sure she can have sex with me any time soon.

Last night on the phone, she was upset,crying, lashing out and I told her I had to get off the phone to get work done. I didn't call her back to say good night or go over last night (which we briefly talked about before the fight) because I didn't know what to say to her and I'm sure that pissed her off as well. I didn't intend for my comment to be an insult. She says it definately was. I can't take it back so what am I supposed to do now? I'm frustrated and I think she's overreacting and making more out of my comment that she should. Opinions?

My tendency would be to never bring it up again unless she does. Suggestions?
Sorry, I have no idea what you are talking about...😏
 
5 Buckeyes, 5 Hawkeyes and 5 Nittany Lion Wrestling Club members were having drinks at a bar. A Buckeye says: " We all have tickets to the Olympic Wrestling Events". A Hawkeye says: "Ha......We all have tickets in the front row of the Olympic Wrestling Events". A Nittany Lion WC members says "We will wave to you....We will all be on the mat." .........Silence.........:)
 
A kid was born only as a head.
His mom use to sit him on the window sill and he'd watch the other kids play outside.
He lamented to his Mom wishing he could play catch with the other kids.
His mom told him to wish and pray for arms and to his amazement he woke up with arms.
The kid then lamented about not having legs to run after balls like the other kids.
His mom tells him to pray and wish for legs and to his amazement he wakes up with legs.
That very day while chasing a ball across the street he is run over and killed by a car.
The moral of the story?
Quit while you're ahead!😉
I really thought that was going to end with him wishing for his **** to hit the floor and his legs fell off.
 
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5 Buckeyes, 5 Hawkeyes and 5 Nittany Lion Wrestling Club members were having drinks at a bar. A Buckeye says: " We all have tickets to the Olympic Wrestling Events". A Hawkeye says: "Ha......We all have tickets in the front row of the Olympic Wrestling Events". A Nittany Lion WC members says "We will wave to you....We will all be on the mat." .........Silence.........:)
This would be funny except Tan Tom said there aren't enough tickets for Buckeye fans at Nittany Lion events.
 
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This would be funny except Tan Tom said there aren't enough tickets for Buckeye fans at Nittany Lion events.
Should I change it to former Buckeyes? There are at least 5 of them recently declared as "Former" :)
 
how y'all get to page 2 on 'cael's plan' and not mention me? envelope better be bigger next month, punks. or i'm putting Haines back on the market.
A bigger envelope???😟😳😖😟😳😬

“Willie, the wife needed a new outfit” - **** you, pay me!

“Willie, we lost our jobs due to offshoring” - **** you, pay me!

“Willie, we lost betting on Eierman and Kemerer” - **** you, pay me!

Without any of you goons cheating, what movie script am I paraphrasing?
 
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