Comic relief :)

[pointingdogsrule]

Living in Iowa I like to follow the Hawks along with PSU (Penn State fan). If you need some comic relief go to the HR and look at the last two pages of the "PDIII" thread. "TheRealPDII" has some real good lines.

Starting at page #5:
https://iowa.forums.rivals.com/threads/pdiii.215156/page-5

 

[pish69]

Yes. This is being discussed in the “get your Smirnoff ready thread”

 

[Chickenman Testa]

If you remember Mad Libs, you could easily do a funny one with PD2’s stock phrases and words

Johns Hopkins
Chess
Genius
Bad Ass MFer
Snowflake
Cave
Kick your ass
Alpha
Irish
Baltimore
Mechanical Engineer
Unfair scheduling
Noodle Arms

 

[James P. Whitters III]

The PD show has left Ames and you would look very hard and long to find even one person who will miss this white trash act. I have been exposed to some pretty heavy excuse makers through the years, but these guys take the cake. Run smack at a stud wrestler, fake an injury to avoid the match, rinse/repeat. The simple fact that they are running smack at Bo tells me they already know pattycake will not be wrestling Bo. ISU has been terrible the past few years and even the most competitive of Clone fans would rather forfeit a weight than have this idiot representing the program. The mere fact that Brands would even consider letting the puke in his room speaks to a desperation I never would have previously believed was possible. Dan Gable is certainly not Impressed!

 

[Chickenman Testa]

The PD show has left Ames and you would look very hard and long to find even one person who will miss this white trash act. I have been exposed to some pretty heavy excuse makers through the years, but these guys take the cake. Run smack at a stud wrestler, fake an injury to avoid the match, rinse/repeat. The simple fact that they are running smack at Bo tells me they already know pattycake will not be wrestling Bo. ISU has been terrible the past few years and even the most competitive of Clone fans would rather forfeit a weight than have this idiot representing the program. The mere fact that Brands would even consider letting the puke in his room speaks to a desperation I never would have previously believed was possible. Dan Gable is certainly not Impressed!

Imagine the invective and spittle-flecked hot takes if Cael brought PDIII on to patch a hole.

 

[James P. Whitters III]

Imagine the invective and spittle-flecked hot takes if Cael brought PDIII on to patch a hole.

There was an amazing amount of irritation directed Cael's way when Drew came over and manned 133. Drew was well loved in Ames because despite his extremely flawed personality he was so likable in many ways and would wrestle anyone in his path without fear or excuse. PD does not have these positive attributes to go with his plethora of extreme flaws. Did I mention I don't care for the Downey clan?

 

[86PSUPaul]

I have been throughly enjoying it. There dies seem to be a post from PD2 talking about something happening to his daughter and how he is now gone, no posts from him afterwards. Though I missed the post (possibly deleted?) and only saw it in a response quote.

I certainly do not wish ill on any of their family members, I hope he comes back because his posts are gold!

 

[PSUaggie]

If you remember Mad Libs, you could easily do a funny one with PD2’s stock phrases and words

Johns Hopkins
Chess
Genius
Bad Ass MFer
Snowflake
Cave
Kick your ass
Alpha
Irish
Baltimore
Mechanical Engineer
Unfair scheduling
Noodle Arms

You forgot:
****
****'s
****'ers
****ing
etc....

 

[El-Jefe]

Dan Gable is certainly not Impressed!

But is Mike Evans?

 

[Ihawkd9times]

I personally think the smack talk vs Nickal or Moore is hilarious and in a way great for the sport. Well for us anyway we need more villains and headlines. I told PD3 to keep it up. Do not take that as I don't like Bo, far from it. He is my 3rd favorite wrestler to watch behind Spencer Lee and Nolf.

I think we all know Bo can take care of it on the mat without ever going to twitter and this is all white noise to him. So let them bark. It will just make it that much better right?

 

[Diego Badman]

You forgot:
****
****'s
****'ers
****ing
etc....

If we want message board gold, we need to, somehow, get PD2 going after Myles Martin. That will bring Myles' dad (Greg?) into the fold. It will have a life of its own, and we won't need to stoke any fires.

So, maybe someone needs to ask PD2 how much Myles will embarass his son.

Just a random thought.

 

[Chickenman Testa]

I personally think the smack talk vs Nickal or Moore is hilarious and in a way great for the sport. Well for us anyway we need more villains and headlines. I told PD3 to keep it up. Do not take that as I don't like Bo, far from it. He is my 3rd favorite wrestler to watch behind Spencer Lee and Nolf.

I think we all know Bo can take care of it on the mat without ever going to twitter and this is all white noise to him. So let them bark. It will just make it that much better right?

I will give you a lot of credit. You are a consistent poster and take a lot of heat on your board for taking some unpopular stands. You may not like Cael and my team, but that’s your right.

Anyway, yeah, Spencer is a bad ass. Perhaps a better folkstyler than freestyler and that’s saying a lot. He is brutal on the mat.

 

[Dogwelder]

... we need to, somehow, get PD2 going after Myles Martin ...

But if we cross the streams, would all life as we know it stop instantaneously, and would every molecule in our bodies explode at the speed of light?

 

[El-Jefe]

If we want message board gold, we need to, somehow, get PD2 going after Myles Martin. That will bring Myles' dad (Greg?) into the fold. It will have a life of its own, and we won't need to stoke any fires.

So, maybe someone needs to ask PD2 how much Myles will embarass his son.

Just a random thought.

Better yet: tell him PD3 won't get past Martin, so he won't get to face Bo.

 

[jrd23psu]

I personally think the smack talk vs Nickal or Moore is hilarious and in a way great for the sport. Well for us anyway we need more villains and headlines. I told PD3 to keep it up. Do not take that as I don't like Bo, far from it. He is my 3rd favorite wrestler to watch behind Spencer Lee and Nolf.

I think we all know Bo can take care of it on the mat without ever going to twitter and this is all white noise to him. So let them bark. It will just make it that much better right?

When you hardly have any heroes, I guess you have to say you like the villains. PDIII and his idiot father are both clowns. PDIII isn't winning jack shit this year if he even wrestles, and his dad is about as low a lowlife as we see on these boards.

 

[dunkej01]

If we want message board gold, we need to, somehow, get PD2 going after Myles Martin. That will bring Myles' dad (Greg?) into the fold. It will have a life of its own, and we won't need to stoke any fires.

So, maybe someone needs to ask PD2 how much Myles will embarass his son.

Just a random thought.

this right here would win the internet for 2018. OMG danger!

 

[Greco Gilligan]

So what time does the encore presentation start? Don't want to miss it.

 

[dunkej01]

So what time does the encore presentation start? Don't want to miss it.

with the past as a predictor after 5 o'clock EST

 

[minnhawkeye]

Really so glad we can entertain you folks.
I have no idea what will come of this only can
wish for the young man he gets his life together.
I know I personally have had many chances in my life
and I'm glad that someone was there to help me.
Just my opinion I do believe perhaps his father is
the biggest problem. He really does not need any edging on.

 

[WildTurk]

It's like HawkeyeReport jr over here!

 

[1AA]

If we want message board gold, we need to, somehow, get PD2 going after Myles Martin. That will bring Myles' dad (Greg?) into the fold. It will have a life of its own, and we won't need to stoke any fires.

So, maybe someone needs to ask PD2 how much Myles will embarass his son.

Just a random thought.

I was thinking the same thing.

Bad guys are good for sports. They draw fans for some reason. I remember when everyone was hating Barry Bonds so much and it drew me to him. Some strange part of me ends up pulling for the guy everyone else seems to hate.

 

[TangSoo]

Really so glad we can entertain you folks.
I have no idea what will come of this only can
wish for the young man he gets his life together.
I know I personally have had many chances in my life
and I'm glad that someone was there to help me.
Just my opinion I do believe perhaps his father is
the biggest problem. He really does not need any edging on.

Never like to wish ill of someone, hope he gets it figured out, but man, TnT are gonna have to become this kid's (he's not really a kid technically) chief role models. The Dad is really bizarre.

 

[backdrft76]

with the past as a predictor after 5 o'clock EST

Lol, that's about the time "those people" start waking up and going about their day.

 

[Diego Badman]

Better yet: tell him PD3 won't get past Martin, so he won't get to face Bo.

Done.

 

[Ihawkd9times]

When you hardly have any heroes, I guess you have to say you like the villains. PDIII and his idiot father are both clowns. PDIII isn't winning jack shit this year if he even wrestles, and his dad is about as low a lowlife as we see on these boards.

He says nothing but nice things about you though!

 

[Ihawkd9times]

I will give you a lot of credit. You are a consistent poster and take a lot of heat on your board for taking some unpopular stands. You may not like Cael and my team, but that’s your right.

Anyway, yeah, Spencer is a bad ass. Perhaps a better folkstyler than freestyler and that’s saying a lot. He is brutal on the mat.

Yeah HR can be a little slow and resistant to any change. I was taking a beating 5 years ago about how bad we recruited and I guess I am still a know it all prick.

 

[dunkej01]

Yeah HR can be a little slow and resistant to any change. I was taking a beating 5 years ago about how bad we recruited and I guess I am still a know it all prick.

If you get tossed from the HR, you can always hang here and like them from afar.

#ifyoucantbeatemjoinem

 

[nitlion6]

But if we cross the streams, would all life as we know it stop instantaneously, and would every molecule in our bodies explode at the speed of light?

No, but our eyes would cry, our nose would spit and our bellies would ache as we laugh. And laugh. And laugh. And laugh.

 

[Greco Gilligan]

I wonder if the new facility upgrades planned for Iowa will include a tool shed? It would be handy this year with PD2/PD3. You never know it could be a selling point for new recruits. Need to add that to the 3 inch binder.

 

[jrd23psu]

He says nothing but nice things about you though!

Do you think I'll get a Christmas card?

 

[7brwnpsu]

With 2 around, I'm never going to win Father of the Year!

 

[RVARZR]

Somewhere buried behind all that talk and bad behavior there is some real talent but PD 2/3 are their own worst enemies and would be well served to take any internet device they own or have access to and smash it.

 

[johnstownsteel]

For you gamblers out there, there’s a member over on HR that will bet you $200 bucks that Marinelli will outscore Cenzo by at least 4 points at Nationals. If you like your odds I’m sure he will increase that bet to as much as you’d like or will take that action from any and all that are interested. Ya know....since he’s a millionaire and all...

 

[Lyco1990]

For you gamblers out there, there’s a member over on HR that will bet you $200 bucks that Marinelli will outscore Cenzo by at least 4 points at Nationals. If you like your odds I’m sure he will increase that bet to as much as you’d like or will take that action from any and all that are interested. Ya know....since he’s a millionaire and all...

I would but alas, banned.

 

[El-Jefe]

For you gamblers out there, there’s a member over on HR that will bet you $200 bucks that Marinelli will outscore Cenzo by at least 4 points at Nationals. If you like your odds I’m sure he will increase that bet to as much as you’d like or will take that action from any and all that are interested. Ya know....since he’s a millionaire and all...

Spyker bets $500.

 

[Dogwelder]

Spyker bets $500.

And Tognetti bets a video of himself doing Tom Brands' patented hamster dance.

 

[purescurve]

No, but our eyes would cry, our nose would spit and our bellies would ache as we laugh. And laugh. And laugh. And laugh.

Don't do that you might break a rib and be unable to post.

 

[El-Jefe]

Don't do that you might break a rib and be unable to post.

Break a rib from laughing -- what, you think he's Downey?

 

[RoarLions1]

For you gamblers out there, there’s a member over on HR that will bet you $200 bucks that Marinelli will outscore Cenzo by at least 4 points at Nationals. If you like your odds I’m sure he will increase that bet to as much as you’d like or will take that action from any and all that are interested. Ya know....since he’s a millionaire and all...

Lame, imo. "Put-your-money-where-your-mouth-is" folks, in my lifetime of having reasonable conversation/debates/banter, are almost always individuals incapable of having conversation/debates/banter. And truly unreasonable folks, at some point, aren't worth the energy.

 

[nitlion6]

Break a rib from laughing -- what, you think he's Downey?

I do laugh hard.