shutting it down would be good
Chris Berman at the top of the list for me. Fat sweaty greasy slob.
Big, fat, sweat stained, woman harassing, jammed into a pink sport coat, drunk at 10 am on the 7th hole, hitting on all women, serial cheater on his wife, sucking up to athletes, pattern 2 balding, asshole, shouting on the air, entitled, connected, biggest, fattest, asshole in the entire business of sports broadcasting.
I'd like to smash him in the face with a coconut creame pie, then steal his wife.
holy sh#t, where's the Tylenol
Start with Mike Tirico, and give the female staff at ESPN a break they could use.
Guns where does all of this information come from?Big, fat, sweat stained, woman harassing, jammed into a pink sport coat, drunk at 10 am on the 7th hole, hitting on all women, serial cheater on his wife, sucking up to athletes, pattern 2 balding, asshole, shouting on the air, entitled, connected, biggest, fattest, asshole in the entire business of sports broadcasting.
I'd like to smash him in the face with a coconut creame pie, then steal his wife.
Guns where does all of this information come from?
Tirico has been at NBC sports for the last year.
Trimming the fat in all the wrong places.
Trimming the fat would definitely involve getting rid of Berman. C'mon ESPN. Who can look at Berman and not think he's the epitome of fat?Chris Berman at the top of the list for me. Fat sweaty greasy slob.
YOU GOT IT RIGHT!Has no one mentioned Mush Mouf yet? Shame on all of us.
Happy New Year!
Trimming the fat would definitely involve getting rid of Berman. C'mon ESPN. Who can look at Berman and not think he's the epitome of fat?
My brother and I lit Berman up while they did pregame from field. He heard it all. I yelled back back back to the buffet you pig. Michael Irvin and Steve young had to hide their laughs.Chris Berman at the top of the list for me. Fat sweaty greasy slob.
okay thanksMy late brother, who worked MANY jobs in Phoenix covering national sports events bro.
okay thanks
ESPN just signed Mike Greenberg to a $6 million-plus a year contract.
Expect to be seeing more of that insipid whiner across the ESPN channels. One rumor has him hosting a "Good Morning America" type of sports shows on the mothership.
Agree with the previous observation about the multiple Golics. I'm surprised the daughter hasn't been given a contract.
1. Your post is awesomeMy brother and I lit Berman up while they did pregame from field. He heard it all. I yelled back back back to the buffet you pig. Michael Irvin and Steve young had to hide their laughs.
They are anti-cellulites.You guys are fatists and obesophobics!
Outstanding RANT Guns! I especially love the part about stealing his wife. I would prefer to hit it and quit it but, that's just me!Big, fat, sweat stained, woman harassing, jammed into a pink sport coat, drunk at 10 am on the 7th hole, hitting on all women, serial cheater on his wife, sucking up to athletes, pattern 2 balding, asshole, shouting on the air, entitled, connected, biggest, fattest, asshole in the entire business of sports broadcasting.
I'd like to smash him in the face with a coconut creame pie, then steal his wife.