Just read an article that the NCAA is threatening to sanction Iowa basketball, football AND wrestling for violations. Any truth to this?
Fake News???
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If true, I will be banned over on HR by sundown...
...there will be some massive shyting of cruiseliners if true.
https://www.widerightnattylite.com/...-for-recruiting-violations-in-multiple-sports
Some pretty obvious satire aimed at Iowa coaches recruiting their kids:
"WRNL learned that the player also violated several rules, including staying out after the street lights came on, putting his elbows on the table, and not wearing his coat when it was cold outside"
"showing McCaffrey not only stayed overnight at the recruits place of residence (a method popularized later by Michigan football coach Jim Harbaugh), but also engaged in repeated sexual intercourse with the recruit’s mother."
"wrestling coach Tom Brands has been following the lead of McCaffery and Ferentz, providing housing, clothing, food, money, and unwanted dating advice to a prized recruit for more than a decade. One sticky-note indicated that the recruit needed to stop leaving the toilet seat up after he was finished, a violation which was never reported to the NCAA. Receipts from IKEA indicated that Brands went so far as purchasing a FÖLJA baby crib for the recruit when he was still an infant."
Some pretty obvious satire aimed at Iowa coaches recruiting their kids:
"WRNL learned that the player also violated several rules, including staying out after the street lights came on, putting his elbows on the table, and not wearing his coat when it was cold outside"
"showing McCaffrey not only stayed overnight at the recruits place of residence (a method popularized later by Michigan football coach Jim Harbaugh), but also engaged in repeated sexual intercourse with the recruit’s mother."
"wrestling coach Tom Brands has been following the lead of McCaffery and Ferentz, providing housing, clothing, food, money, and unwanted dating advice to a prized recruit for more than a decade. One sticky-note indicated that the recruit needed to stop leaving the toilet seat up after he was finished, a violation which was never reported to the NCAA. Receipts from IKEA indicated that Brands went so far as purchasing a FÖLJA baby crib for the recruit when he was still an infant."
Lol, fake news. Don't have to read very far to figure that out. Funny article though.
www.widerightnattylite.com/platform/amp/2018/2/16/17021660/ncaa-threatens-to-sanction-iowa-athletics-the-right-way-for-recruiting-violations-in-multiple-sports?utm_campaign=widerightnattylite&utm_content=chorus&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter&__twitter_impression=true
Edit: Whamos beat me to it.
www.widerightnattylite.com/platform/amp/2018/2/16/17021660/ncaa-threatens-to-sanction-iowa-athletics-the-right-way-for-recruiting-violations-in-multiple-sports?utm_campaign=widerightnattylite&utm_content=chorus&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter&__twitter_impression=true
Edit: Whamos beat me to it.
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Look, it gave us the image of Tom Brands trying to patiently read and assemble from Ikea furniture instructions, and that's well worth the brief Poe's Law-ing
I'm ok with some good trolling, but does it have to be one of our own? Assuming lion-around is one of our own.
. No...just two. I think 90 percent of them over there have me on ignore now so I’ve been good on this username.
Good Grief. Wide Right Natty Lite in the URL and there was doubt it was satire?
I had this teacher in High School. She was smokin hot. Definitely a candidate to be cloned.
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