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Favorite Costanza Quotes

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"The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to give back soup at a deli!"

My 2nd favorite line, when he finds out 28 people died on the Andria-Doria: "That's it? How many people do you lose on a normal cruise, 25 or 30?"

"Remember Jerry, it's not a lie if you believe it."
 
"The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to give back soup at a deli!"

My 2nd favorite line, when he finds out 28 people died on the Andria-Doria: "That's it? How many people do you lose on a normal cruise, 25 or 30?"

"Remember Jerry, it's not a lie if you believe it."
Your first one was my first choice.

Out of context but,

"You're DAMN right it's me."
 
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"What I would like to know is, how does a person who has nothing to do with the Big Salad claim responsibility for that salad and accept the thank-you under false pretenses?"
 
Too many good ones to pick a favorite so I'll toss this one in since I just rewatched the episode last week. "Horse manure's not that bad. I don't even mind the word 'manure.' You know, it's, it's 'newer,' which is good. And a 'ma' in front of it. MA-NURE. When you consider the other choices, 'manure' is actually pretty refreshing."
 
Cut back to George attempting to explain his cowardly actions to Robin, her mother, Eric and a fireman from the back of the ambulance at the party.

GEORGE (voice is hoarse from screaming): I...was trying to lead the way. We needed a leader! Someone to lead the way to safety.

ROBIN: But you yelled "get out of my way"!

GEORGE: Because! Because, as the leader...if I die...then all hope is lost! Who would lead? The clown? Instead of castigating me, you should all be thanking me. What kind of a topsy-turvy world do we live in, where heroes are cast as villains? Brave men as cowards?

ROBIN: But I saw you push the women and children out of the way in a mad panic! I saw you knock them down! And when you ran out, you left everyone behind!

GEORGE: Seemingly. Seemingly, to the untrained eye, I can fully understand how you got that impression. What looked like pushing...what looked like knocking down...was a safety precaution! In a fire, you stay close to the ground, am I right? And when I ran out that door, I was not leaving anyone behind! Oh, quite the contrary! I risked my life making sure that exit was clear. Any other questions?

FIREMAN: How do you live with yourself?

GEORGE: Its not easy.
 
"Yeah, I’m a great quitter. It’s one of the few things I do well. I come from a long line of quitters. My father was a quitter, my grandfather was a quitter… I was raised to give up."
 
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"Well Jerry, there was a pretty good chance I was never going to have sex again anyway."
 
Jerry: Can't you at least die with a little dignity?
George: No, I can't. I can't die with dignity. I have no dignity. I want to be the one person who doesn't die with dignity. I live my whole life in shame. Why should I die with dignity?
 
Too many good ones to pick just one...

I was in the pool! I was in the pool!

What's so great about a mom and pop store. Let me tell you something, if my mom and pop ran a store, I wouldn't shop there.

If relationship George walks through that door, he will kill independent George.
 
I couldn't do it. You always remember your first. I don't want to be remembered. I want to be forgotten.
 
"I think that you think that a certain something is not all that it could be, when in fact it is all that it should be, and more!"
 
"The counter-clockwise swirl." Of course George had crib notes on his palm during sex, because it's a difficult move!

Jerry: "We're pathetic."

George: "Yeah, like I don't know I'm pathetic,"
 
"I actually wish there were pigmen. Suddenly, I'm not looking so bad. Someone could say, "Hey, but at least he's not a pigman."
 
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